So the vet who did my dentistry who is not my most wonderful doctor, said I am too fat and I need to diet. I am eating as little as I always did but Gemini and Ichiro are driving the Woman bonkers because they want more food but Gemini is even pickier than I am (and she’s the only one who really shouldn’t lose weight).
Ichiro demanded more food yesterday but dragging the 16 ounce Stella and Chewy bag down from the kitchen pantry down the hall to the stairs and up the stairs and down the hall upstairs to the office. It was confiscated for his trouble. Poor guy. Even I felt sorry for him after that (so did the Woman. She gave him some Instincts treats because he worked so hard to get a snack).
This diet thing is silly. Everyone knows I’m bootiful.