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Cheysuli’s 5 or 6 point plan for T W D

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Cheysuli announced her five or six point plan for Total World Domination.

First, she plans to create her own town.

Second, she will make sure all sentient beings (including plants and Ichiro) will have the right to vote.

Third, she will become Mayor.

Fourth, upon being mayor she will set up a utopia in her city.

Fifth, she will secede from the Union and form her own independent nation.

Sixth, all other nations will love the culture and utopian identity of her perfect little town and want to join.  She will allow this, only if they promise ham and fishy flakes to all cats.  Cultural victories in Civ are always the best, aren’t they?

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  3. That’s a really good plan Chey! Once you figure out the town you are taking over, let me know. I’ll lobby for a sock factory to be built there…and maybe an artisan cheese maker or 2…

  5. You have set yourself up with a very busy schedule Chey. Hope it all works out for you and that you let us into your new world. Take care.