Former presidential Candidate Cheysuli was attacked by a rogue shopping bag in her home on Wednesday. The former presidential candidate received her goods from her local natural foods store and was examining them when the shopping bag inexplicably reached out and attacked her.
Sources close to the candidate are concerned that with rumors that Cheysuli has been begged to run for the presidency in 2012 that this could be the first of a series of attempts on her life.
Cheysuli is said to be spending the time in seclusion. It’s unlikely that she will be out and about for her usual weekend traveling this week. She is expected to continue her participation in the LiveStrong event on Sunday, where is a featured presenter.
Was the attacker caught? Does his name start with an ‘I”?
Yes, does his name start with and “I”? And are you running? I’d say body guards are in order.
Scary! Take care dear Chey! You need someone to watch your back (and front and sides…)!
And so it starts. Hey, do you think Ichiro will take on a contract?
When even shopping bags can become the enemy, it is a challenging life, Cheyslui.
That shopping bag should be arrested, Chey.
Oh my gosh Chey! How scary. I hope you are okay. Something similar happened to me once. I got my head stuck in the handle of a bag just like that one in the picture and it scared me so I took off running and the bag was still attached to me so it was chasing me! I ran all ofur the apartment afore mama could catch me and free me. I don’t know why she was laughing — it was terrible!
Chey, seems you’ll never be out of the spotlight…and those evil shopping bags…can’t trust ’em.
Oh my goodness, Miss Chey! What a horrifical experience. Please know that if you need someware secluded to rest and regain your strength, Happy Fields Farm is very calming and peaceful. Even though there is one dumb woofie here, we have her under our control, so you don’t have to worry about her. There are lots and lots of nise soft beds, plenty of temptayshuns in the cookie jar and ushully at least one or two laps to curl up in.
Yore furrend,
Jazzy
Yes, I too thing you might have more troubles, especially if you decide to run. We will all take turns protecting you!
That is a very norty shopping bag for attacking you. We will be right over to give you some protection. We will guard you with our cat lives. Take care.
It’s a conspiracy! One from Trader Joe’s and Whole Food ambushed our kitties.
At least you were able to thwart the attempt!
Hello gorgeous Miss Gemini!
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Ping
AAAIIEEE! Be careful! One of my Mommeh’s cats-who-came-before named Cricket stuck his head in a gift bag and one of the handles went around his neck. The faster he ran, the more racket the bag made until he was panting and running and scared to death. Luckily it was at night and they were able to catch him and get the bag off.
Oh, oh, that means we would know where you are on Find Chey Friday. “In seclusion”
Poor Chey!! We can understand how scary those grocery bags can be! In fact, our Mom tries to cut all of the handles off the grocery bags that she keeps in the house. Supposedly they have premeditated tendency to wrap themselves around Jay’s neck…
We think he does it himself!! **giggle**
We hope Chey feels better soon!!
~Nico, Simon & JayJay 🙂
We get attacked while IN bags, not BY bags here. But we will be more careful about them now.
Oh no! Was that evil bag trying to eat you?
them bags attack us here too. Riley got attacked by a bag last week.