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The Book of Gemini, Chapter 2

Ichiro · July 11, 2011 ·

After I talked to Momma I went to Cheysuli and said that I would be extra nice to her about her religion and all.

“But it’s not my religion, really,” Chey said.  “I am just the head of it.”

“I know,” I said.   “I understand that you are really insecure about your divinity and need to let us all worship you so that you feel good about yourself instead of being in touch with your inner divine spark.”

“No,” Chey said.  “My divine spark is just so big that it overshadows all of yours, so that people will notice me first.    But that’s okay, so long as my getting noticed means other cats and dogs will be noticed and well served too.”

“I think that even a Goddess should be nicer to Momma after all she does for you,” I told Cheysuli.

“And I am nice,” Cheysuli said.  “I follow the rules I have set down.    Sometimes I sit upon her.  Sometimes I meow at her.  Sometimes I make biscuits on her.   I let her pet me and rub my belly.   I eat the food she serves even though it is health food.   I do not jump on the counter when she can see.   I do not scratch on the furniture when she can see.  I uphold all the good cat rules that allow her to serve me effortlessly.”

“Wow” I said.  “You do work hard, don’t you?”

And Cheysuli said that she does.

“I am glad that I only have a little divine spark and not a big one and that I have very little need for reassurance.  You have to work way to hard to be Cheysuli,” I said.

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  1. Katz (And Other) Tales says

    July 12, 2011 at 1:14 am

    MOL, you have a nasty sense of humour, Gemini!

  2. The Poupounette Gang says

    July 12, 2011 at 3:14 am

    Very wisely put Gemini. As they say “a little goes a long way!”

    Purrs,
    The Chans

  3. Jacqueline says

    July 12, 2011 at 3:19 am

    We love your dry humor, beautiful Gemini :)!!…We are really happy to visit with you, sweetie and hope you have a great week…kisses,, lovely friend…Calle, Halle, Sukki

  4. The Island Cat says

    July 12, 2011 at 4:08 am

    Haha! You got that right, Gemini, being Chey is hard work!!

  5. Simba says

    July 12, 2011 at 4:32 am

    Serious stuff here. Much food for thought.

  6. Fuzzy Tales says

    July 12, 2011 at 5:29 am

    ”My divine spark is just so big that it overshadows all of yours….”

    Haha! That doesn’t smack of insecurity to us. 😛

  7. The Meezers says

    July 12, 2011 at 5:44 am

    MOL. excellent Gemini!

  8. Brian says

    July 12, 2011 at 6:51 am

    Way to go Gemini, y’all are so very wise there!

  9. Marg says

    July 12, 2011 at 9:25 am

    Gemini, you are much better being just you. It does sound like Chey has to work extra hard at what she does. She is always looking over her shoulder to make sure Mom isn’t watching her. That must be a ton of work. You kitties are very funny. Take care.

  10. Cat Wisdom 101 says

    July 12, 2011 at 11:08 am

    Goddesses aren’t always nice. Look at fierce Kali or Durga. We love you just the way you are.

  11. Amy & The House of Cats says

    July 12, 2011 at 11:51 am

    Hi Gemini! It sounds like you have a very different way of looking at the world from Chey. And we think that is good because if everyone were the same it would be boring. We think it is good that you don’t have to work too hard to be you – working hard has to get very tiring for Chey!

  12. CCL Wendy says

    July 12, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    It’s seems the divine spark in Chey has helped her figure everything out! I’m with Gemini, though — it’s just too much work.

  13. 'Kaika says

    July 12, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    Oh, Miss Gemini, it must be difficult living with the right paw of Bast! I look forward with interest to developments.

  14. Eric and Flynn says

    July 12, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    There is not much that gets past you is there Gemini. It sounds much better to have a smaller divine spark as you have more time to relax. Chey must be wearing herself out.

  15. Tillie & Georgia says

    July 12, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    Gemini, sometimes being a bit in the background has it’s rewards!
    You do not have to work as hard . Just sit back and look gorgeous 🙂
    Have a happy ,dreamy day!!
    Purrs Tillie and Georgia

  16. Ping says

    July 12, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    Oh my little Goddess
    I am in awe of your less is more approach!
    purrs
    >^,,^<
    Ping

  17. Athena says

    July 12, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    Beautiful Gemini, I think you and Chey haf worked out the division of labor purrfectly!

  18. Cory says

    July 12, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    It ain’t easy being Chey…

    Oh that reminds of something else.

    It ain’t easy being cheesy either…

    Purrs,

    Cory

  19. Team Tabby says

    July 12, 2011 at 8:08 pm

    Sweet picture, Gemini and wise words!!

  20. the zoo says

    July 15, 2011 at 11:45 am

    Gemini yur soo khut in yur pichure and yoo hafe a grate dry sense of humour.

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