I am practicing the sacred washing of the head with Ichiro. I like doing much better to Momma when I wash her hands and sometimes her nose or chin. Cheysuli says that when you are a divine being like a cat or dog or rabbit or ferret or rat or mouse or bird you should always get your spit all over your people. It is very important to show your ownership.
When you do it to someone you do not like so much, you are incurring lots of divine favor. So I am hoping that Momma will feed me some sardines. Although Cheysuli tells me that I cannot expect sardines just because I washed Ichiro’s head. That would take the gift out of it. But I can hope so that they will take the taste out of my mouth.
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie says
Sardines sound divine to us!!
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
Mark's Mews says
OH! Um, Er, ah, *sigh*.
Gemini, Ichiro isnt sacred, er, um…
Oh Bast! Just keep washing his head. Something good and lasting will probly come of it… It is obvious who is gonna be in charge soon an ya might as well get used ta it.
Sacred head washing ………… hmmm. Maybe one day I will do that to audrey but not now.
Fuzzy Tales says
LOL especially at that last line! 😀
The Meezers says
MOL. sardines usually do taste better than someone’s stinky head
My momma Ellie says that all kitty heads taste divine. She has offered to wash yours Gemini…
Nothing like a little flavor to start your day sweet Gemini!
Team Tabby says
We agree, Gemini, sardines taste way, way better!
Katnip Lounge says
Gemini, we think your motives might need to be a tiny bit purer.
Not that ours would be, either.
WE bet that head isn’t the tastiest thing that you have ever tasted. The Sardines sound like heaven to us as which goes along with this new great religion. Anyway, Gemini, we sure hope you get your reward for being a good kitty. Take care.
Daisy the Curly Cat says
I might have to hold my nose and wash Harley’s head…
Oh Miss Gemini
I would like it if you would wash my head!
Sardines sound tastier than Ichiro head! I do like to wash Kit’s head, though. But I like to wash my mama’s hands the best.
Katz (And Other) Tales says
That is some fine theological thinking, Gemini. If we lived near you, we’d give you sardines!
Tillie & Georgia says
Gemini, we are purring for you to get sardines!!!
Ichiro taste…yuck 😉
That would be like me washing Georgia’s head!!!! ewwwwwwww
The Island Cats says
Haha! Gemini, we didn’t realize Ichiro tasted so bad!!
Sweet Purrfections and Angel Praline says
I’m sure your mom would do anything for you, Gemini!
Mom Paula and Angel Praline