To my fellow cats, dogs, rabbits, rats, buns, humans and anything else reading my blog,
I make this announcement with great joy in my heart. Finally Bast has answered my call. No longer just the Right Paw of Bast, I get to serve her in the highest way by founding Meowism. I am certain this religion shall spread far and wide and in the next incarnation of Civilization I expect that I shall see a cat shaped icon for that religion. It is this pinnacle of success that I work for.
Meowism is not a religion for cats. Rather it is a religion by me (Cheystianity and the Church of Cheysuli and the Catterday Saints considered too offensive by some) for everyone. The basic tenant of our faith is that humans are there to serve us, all pet type creatures (whether we be pets or not). I shall be using my blog time to speak out about what this religion is about and how you can get your human right with Bast to save their immortal soul by serving you. You know that pets are next to Godliness.
To this in mind, July will be learn Meowism Month. In August we will allow guest posts for any cats who wish to become official missionaries to the cause. I should like to see your work. If the Woman is good we may even have a prize for those who are chosen as my inner circle followers. But first I must whip her into shape.
We are however offering a great prize to our friend Max’s human who is walking way to much as I hear she is not only walking for San Francisco but in Atlanta as well. I’ll be talking more about it on Thankful Thursday as we are thankful she is walking and we want this to make her thankful too! Remember to check out our Zazzle shop if you are thinking of helping out. We’ll be sending off any proceeds at the end of July.
I think my mom may be convinced to convert…she already is our servant and seems compelled to serve ALL felines and woofies who come within 100 yards of her. She may need whapping because she seems to like squirrels and birdies too…which may be in conflict with Meowism…but I’m not sure.
I have so much to learn.
The Woman is all wide-eyed…I’ll go slap her around a bit. All for prep for her towing the line. Srsly.
Cody and Gracie says
Chey, we can’t wait to find out more about Meowism. We are looking forward to hearing your philosophy and views.
Cody and Gracie
Molly, Shadow,Trooder and Mooch says
Oooooo this Meowism sounds furry appealing! We certainly must git our the mom on track wif dis!!
Although I find theology quite interesting to study from a scholarly point of view, at heart I am an agnostic kitty!
Mark's Mews says
We look forward to learning more about the Way and the Word… Though we admit we a Athcatists generally.
Guess if my SS is a SS, she is already converted.
Tillie & Georgia says
Chey,this sounds wonderful!!!
Amazing no cat thought of it before 😉
Purrs Tillie and Georgia
The Island Cats says
Our mom has to become a member…we’ll make her.
Gandalf, Grayson, Whitey and Gracie says
Meowism? Haven’t we all already been practicing Meowismers? srsly.
Love, Whitey and the Gs
Roxy Dragon Pebbles says
Holy Farfagnugel! Mom was going to tell you that your Woman can rub our bellies all she wants (and make us snort) when she sees your post and thinks something terrible has happened. Thank goodness all you are doing is creating a new religion and NOT deciding you want to visit God personally. Phew.
Well, since I am a dog, I can’t join. Oh well, life’s tough. Belly rubs are still welcome.
The Meezers says
WOW!! we cannot WAIT to find out more!
Wow! Meowism sounds great! And just the way the world should be ordered. I shall get my mama to join!
Chey, your description of Meowism sounds very intellectual. I am not sure I understand it, but I support you in this endeavor.
Chey, this all sounds very interesting. We sure think our Mom really needs to join since she is already part cat. She has to be to live with all of us so we are excited to hear more about meowism. This is going to be great.
Chey, you are so very wise!
Daisy the Curly Cat says
Can I wear an orange robe if I follow this religion?
Eric and Flynn says
We are ready to learn more, and to learn how to convert our mum.
Milo and Alfie says
WOW! This certainly sounds interesting ~ we can’t wait to hear more!
Flock O' Fuzzies says
Sounds like a good idea. Our humans are already catering to our every whims and needs so why not? Can’t wait to hear more.
Pawsome, Chey! Our humans follow a Pagan path, so Meowism shouldn’t be too hard a sell …
CCL Wendy says
You certainly seem very devoted to your new religion. I hope that you find peace and contentment in this new spirituality.
We are in total paw Chey.
Something weird happened. Mom could not get this site to load on her laptop (she uses Firefox5.0) so she decided to try using her iPad and as you can see she accomplished it.
We don’t understand why we kept getting error messges regarding loading your site.
But then there is a lot Mom doesn’t understand about technical things.
Hellloooooo gorgeous Miss Gemini!
The Crew says
It’s hard on us having a staff of only 2, but our pitiful humans already serve us as best they can. Does this mean we’ve been Meowism followers all along and didn’t even know it?
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie says
Can we have fishy flakes on effuryday, not just Friday?
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie