The former presidential candidate and pundit has said nothing about the rumors that her recent world travels have been a run up to her appointment as President of the World Bank.
“She keeps getting lost though. I’m not sure how that looks or why they’d want a president who can’t ever find their way back home,” said an unnamed source.
Others were thrilled with the inclusion of a cat in the running. Opening up the boundaries of species has always been important. With a cat in charge of something perhaps all those other disenfrancised people will get an opportunity. Cats, after all, are equal opportunity bosses.
“She’s just so mean,” said a source who wished to remain annonymous and gave his name as Ichiro. “I can’t see her in charge.”