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Wednesday With Chey

Ichiro · May 31, 2011 ·

Such a long weekend. The Male was home and then when he went back to work, do did the Woman.  This has so thrown off my schedule.

On Wednesday she is running around with other cats and taking care of them in the morning and then in the afternoon she has some serious website building and writing to do.  Will I ever get a lap?!

In fact, if she eats too much that could also be a problem.  I think she needs to stop working so she can’t buy as much food and offer me a lap.  It’s a perfect solution.  She’ll have more lap AND more time.  What else is there in life?

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  1. Sparkle says

    May 31, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    Logic problem, Chey: she wouldn’t be able to buy as much food for you either! Hm. I know there HAS to be a workaround…

  2. Cheysuli says

    May 31, 2011 at 9:09 pm

    I think she could use the Male’s money to buy food for me. After all I am a priority.

  3. The Poupounette says

    May 31, 2011 at 11:49 pm

    You’re right, Chey. Attending to your needs really is the only thing…

    Purrs,
    The Chans

  4. The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie says

    June 1, 2011 at 12:07 am

    We cats are so much smarter and more logical than humans!!

    The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

  5. The Island Cats says

    June 1, 2011 at 4:10 am

    Chey, if she stops eating then her lap will shrink and there will be less lap for you. It’s such a dilemma!!

  6. Cory says

    June 1, 2011 at 5:50 am

    It’s all about balance Chey…the woman just needs to buy enough food to keep her lap comfy and to have enough money to buy you a lifetime supply of fishy flakes. I’m most concerned about her running around with other cats. As long as she’s running and not sitting I suppose it’s ok.

  7. Brian says

    June 1, 2011 at 7:12 am

    I don’t know if it would really work Chey, but it sounds like a terrific plan!

  8. Any & The House of Cats says

    June 1, 2011 at 9:04 am

    We think you are totally right Chey! And we think that same advice would be good for our mom – she works too much and eats too much too – we need more lap and more time! Maybe all us cats who have these issues should go on strike or something!

  9. Marg says

    June 1, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    We have to agree, if she eats less, there will be less lap. She just needs to offer you more Lap time. That is the answer. So tell her to just stop working. Take care.

  10. CCL Wendy says

    June 1, 2011 at 2:10 pm

    I guess you just have to lap it up when it’s available, Chey! Less napping may equate to more lapping — you’ve got to be the early bird to catch the worm — even if you are a cat.

  11. Ping says

    June 1, 2011 at 3:42 pm

    OH dear Chey
    Can you get lap time while the Woman does her computer work?

    Helllllllllllllllllllloooo gorgeous Miss Gemini!

    purrs
    xoxox
    your boyfriendcat
    Ping

  12. Athena says

    June 1, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    It’s a conundrum! Less food equals less lap!

  13. meowmeowmans says

    June 1, 2011 at 5:57 pm

    Your logic is pretty sound, Chey. But yes, less food means less lap…

  14. Ayla, Iza, and Marley says

    June 1, 2011 at 8:06 pm

    Chey, you need serious laptime! I got some earlier tonight with TBT. It was great. He just sat there unmoving for the LONGEST time!

  15. Ayla, Iza, and Marley says

    June 1, 2011 at 8:07 pm

    Oops, that was me, Ayla, above…

  16. Derby and Ducky says

    June 1, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    We are sorry you are being ignored. That is just not right.

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