Just for the record, I do not like being jumped on. I do not like it when Ichiro leaps up from nowhere and lands on my back grabbing me. I think it is like those horror movies then the dead person leaps up and grabs the hero at the end. I think Ichiro is a little like a horror movie monster!
I also do not like it when he jumps out and grabs me around the neck and tries to bite on me either. Yes. I do think he is a horror movie monster. If anyone needs a horror movie monster, then we have Ichiro. He is like Dorian Grey and only looks good. I bet there is a picture in our attic that is very scary to look at, don’t you?