Former presidential candidate, Cheysuli, was outed on Wiki Leaks this weekend. The former candidate became aware of her presence on the site when followers of her facebook page started dropping off.
According to leaked documents it seems Cheysuli has been suspect of arms dealing. Specifically, Cheysuli has been accused of dealing in left male arms. The former candidate has been under the radar given her business dealing in legs. Legs are legal to deal in, of course and it’s the perfect cover for an arms dealer.
Much of the information continued to be radacted but it appears that most everyone in the government knew about it, turning a blind eye. As a leg dealer, apparently Cheysuli was far to important a player when they needed “feet on the ground” quickly.
The former candidate was unavailable for comment and seems to have gone into hiding.
Oh gosh! Where are you going to hide this week?
I will have your Secret paw information to you by tomorrow!
Oh Chey, you are brilliant…using legs as a cover for your arms dealing! I never would have figured that out!
This is utterly PREPOSTROUS! Enough of this conspiring against our friend Chey!
Angry Snarls,
The Chans
Oh Chey, when I saw the title of tonight’s post, I inwardly sighed – can’t you keep out of international affairs? I go out of my way to lead a low profile life in spite of my high internet visibility. One of these days, you must learn to do the same.
Erm, she’s probably talking to Au about that ham she fancied. Not hiding at all. Because there is nothing to hide!
Oh dear! Wiki Leaks has a lot to answer for!
Can this possibly be true? You can’t trust those Wikileaks folks, you know.
Chey, we can’t believe you’re in trouble again!!
We will never believe that our beloved Chey is “arms dealilng”! Come over and we will protect you! Do you need a good lawyer???
MOL!
OH Chey I had no idea that you dealt in legs!
Just lay low, this will blow over.
Helllllllllllllllllllllllllloooo Gorgeous Miss Gemini!
purrin
xoxoxo
your boyfriendcat
Ping
Chey, I believe a press release, or possibly even a news conference, is in order. You know, something positive to sway public opinion in your direction.
George
Messing with a meezer … not a good idea. WikiLeaks will find out soon enough.
Come on over, I know of lots of good hiding spots…and we’ll protect you too!
The Nerve of those leakers. We did not see this coming, but are not surprised. Don’t they know they’re messin’ with a meezer.
Ooh, those heartless Beins are tryin ta put the finger on yer arm dealin work when we know it was just so ya could fund the leg work! Its all just a head game. We think ya should give them the cold shoulder. Turns our stomach! Let us know how things go; we’re all ears…
Chey, what foolishness are they going to come up with next? I think I need to chase this guy as well. And bite him when I catch him
Roxy