Speaking of photos, this one came from the tenth of last month. Since when are there no more recent photos? And by the way, when we got our gift from the Food Lady, the first one to get photographed with it was Ichiro. In fact, I think the only reason I was photographed at all was because the Woman couldn’t get a good one of Ichiro and the picture.
I am so angry. I think this is all the Male’s fault. I realize he didn’t lobby to have a cat even though they like to tell me Ichiro is HIS. Ichiro is smart enough to know the Woman is the preferred human. I will give him that. Anyway, I yakked up my breakfast all over a photo of him. That will show him.