Well things have been busy for the Woman, although a bit disappointing. She did not win the photography contest and the D70. Certainly it was not the subject as the subject was I–so obviously it was the inferior quality of her photographs. Of course, had she done well enough to win, I can only image how it would have enhanced my already considerable appeal. In fact, it might have been too much for the judges (or any human for that matter).
Is it possible, I wonder, to be too beautiful?