I am really a fine cat, but you know everyone gets on my case. Mao thinks that the only way to get a full body photo of me is for The Woman to get a wide angle lens. He obviously doesn’t understand that it’s okay to be a full bodied Siamese.
Purrfect match of the grinch with Chey!”
So you see? She said it. All I really want is for world peace and the Male to fall off the face of the earth. Is that so much to ask?