Former Presidential Candidate, Cheysuli has been linked to the lastest gas leak on a plane that nearly killed all 482 passengers and crew members. Last weekend, Cheysuli was leaving Nigeria on a direct flight from Amsterdam to Detroit.
Stories are conflicted at this point, but it appears that the Siamese had been tasting some unusual foods in the area which caused her to pass gas. Upon falling asleep in the plane, she let loose. Passengers began coughing and gagging and a few stopped breathing. Emergency warnings were sounded and oxygen masks were dropped. Upon an emergency landing in Greenland, all passengers were removed from the plane. Cheysuli was awakened and very upset with the unscheduled stop.
The Siamese was held in Greenland pending an investigation into her part in all of this. There are unsubstantiated rumors that she was working with the Catstra Nostra on a new weapons deal. Officials say this latest plane attack may not be the innocent accident it all appears on the surface.
“People could have died on that plane. Children could have died,” said one official. “We need to crack down on these cats.”
Cheysuli had no comment on her involvement with the Catstra Nostra. She did however, point to involvement with various gastointestinal support groups after her faux poot in the early part of 2009 when she ran for President.
The Island Cats says
Hmmmm…Chey, maybe you ought to go easy on the ham….
Did you get into some woofie food?
Katz (And Other) Tales says
“faux poot”? This has got to be journalism at its best!
Milo and Alfie says
Praps yoo shoulda gone to The Windy City instead! Tee hee!
The Creek Cats says
MOL!!! “Faux poot” too funny!!!
Chey – what did you eat????
The Meezers says
Does you need to be bailed out of Greenland? I can send in the “good fellows” to help with that. – Samuel Alfonse Meezer
So you were responsible for the airline delay when my folks took my sister to fly home. Hmmmmffff! I had to wait extra time for my dinner!
Eric and Flynn says
Did you eat a rat? That’s what mum asks dad if he does a stiunky.
Eric and Flynn says
Stiunky? What’s a stiunky? Should have been stinky.
Oh, Chey, what have you done now?
Crews' Views says
Bast help us!!! Someone pass the air freshener.
Daisy the Curly Cat says
Chey, were you the passenger who locked themselves in the lavatory claiming “sickness”?!
Good job, Chey. People need something to get excited about and poots on planes suits them just fine…
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids says
MOL @ “faux poot”!!!
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
Toxic global warming?
Mindy, Moe, Bono says
Tooting or pooting on a plane will get you maximum, if alarming, attention, Chey!
Black Cat says
LOL!!! What did you eat, airline food? :)xxx
CCL Wendy says
Oh Chey! Only you could get in such a pickle. Maybe that’s what gave you the gas???
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you?” Had to have been airline food!