Even on the run, when granting an interview on Rachel Maddow this evening, Cheysuli looked marvelous.
“I think that is just who she is,” said one fan. “She’s a lovely cat.”
Maddow and Cheysuli discussed the former Presidential Candidate, relabeled domestic terrorist’s need to run.
“Wouldn’t it have been easier to fight this from a jail cell?”
“Absolutely not. I’d languish away, ham free and never get my story out. It was hard enough when I was campaigning. I’ll tell you what this is: it’s corporatocracy. It’s fascism. I know they call me fascist but in their case it’s true. Big Catnip is out to get me. They’ve sent their enforcer after me and has made it look as if I’ve done all these illegal things. They’ve made up rules about things that never happened. As if I would impersonate a blimp!”
“But lots of people thought they saw a blimp on your blog.”
“Well I immediately went out of my way to disabuse them of that notion–didn’t I? I think it might be discrimination against cats who aren’t starving.”
“Uh huh. But tell me more about Why now–what have you done to big catnip?”
“I grow my own. They’re just like dairies trying to clamp down on small dairies who sell raw milk in the states where it’s legal. They don’t want choice. They are afraid choice will cut into their bottom line. I tell you, any cat growing their own catnip is at risk. Any cat at all.”