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Cheysuli Always at her Best

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Even on the run, when granting an interview on Rachel Maddow this evening, Cheysuli looked marvelous.  

“I think that is just who she is,” said one fan.  “She’s a lovely cat.”

Maddow and Cheysuli discussed the former Presidential Candidate, relabeled domestic terrorist’s need to run.

“Wouldn’t it have been easier to fight this from a jail cell?”

“Absolutely not.  I’d languish away, ham free and never get my story out. It was hard enough when I was campaigning.  I’ll tell you what this is: it’s corporatocracy.  It’s fascism. I know they call me fascist but in their case it’s true. Big Catnip is out to get me.   They’ve sent their enforcer after me and has made it look as if I’ve done all these illegal things.   They’ve made up rules about things that never happened.  As if I would impersonate a blimp!”

“But lots of people thought they saw a blimp on your blog.”

“Well I immediately went out of my way to disabuse them of that notion–didn’t I?   I think it might be discrimination against cats who aren’t starving.”

“Uh huh.  But tell me more about Why now–what have you done to big catnip?”

“I grow my own.   They’re just like dairies trying to clamp down on small dairies who sell raw milk in the states where it’s legal. They don’t want choice.  They are afraid choice will cut into their bottom line. I tell you, any cat growing their own catnip is at risk.  Any cat at all.”

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  4. Can’t help it, this song was on the radio and I struggled to remember the werds… Chey, just thinkin of “runaway” thoughts, so dont take it wron:

    As I walk along,
    I wonder what went wrong,
    With our love, a love that was so strong.
    And as I still walk on,
    I think of the things we’ve done
    Together, a-while our hearts were young.

    I’m a-walkin’ in the rain,
    Tears are fallin’ and I feel the pain,
    Wishin’ you were here by me,
    To end this misery
    And I wonder–
    I wah-wah-wah-wah-wonder,
    Why,
    Why, why, why, why, why she ran away,
    Yes, and I wonder,
    A-where she will stay-ay,
    My little runaway,
    Run, run, run, run, runaway.

    I’m a-walkin’ in the rain,
    Tears are fallin’ and I feel the pain,
    Wishin’ you were here by me,
    To end this misery
    And I wonder–
    I wah-wah-wah-wah-wonder,
    Why,
    Why, why, why, why, why she ran away,
    Yes, and I wonder,
    A-where she will stay-ay,
    My little runaway,
    Run, run, run, run, runaway.
    Run, run, run, run, runaway.
    Run, run, run, run, runaway.

    LC

  7. Hope you got your message out on the Maddow Show … A Few Good Cats are right … Rachel’s the one! Good choice, Chey. Personally, I blame the whole blimp thing on Maobert Schnickles … hey, where does he get his catnip from, anyway????

  11. Oh now I can’t get that song outa my head “I wah wah wah wah wonder….”….and Jonesie is more than a little concerned about her own private reserve nip patch.

    So, what was Rachel Maddoow really like? Did she scritch you behind the ears when you were done with the interview? Inquiring cats want to to know.

  18. Oh no better hide the grow lights up in the Casino! Chey there are plenty of places to hide here. We have tons of halloween costumes and no one in salem will notice!

  21. We have our own little grow-op here. We like fresh nip, but mom wants to dry it – for later.

    Thanks for your kind thoughts on the passing of grandbean.

    Moe, Mindy, Bono, Cookie & Mike

  25. Well, yes, Chey! I know that catnip can’t be bad, especially if it’s home grown. Like the vegetables my humans get. (oh, ick, vegetables. but nevermind.)