I am feeling a bit miffled lately. First, I have noticed that Gemini’s tabby Tuesdays get more comments than my days online. I can’t imagine why when I am ever so much more lovable and witty and funny.
Second, this is about the only photo of me the Woman got to about six photos of Gemini. Okay so my photos were blurry and she couldn’t keep them. So? Learn to use your camera better. DUH.
Third, Gemini was congratulated on Saturday morning for mewing at 5:30 AM. Yes. She was. You know why? The Male was supposed to golf at 6 AM and his alarm didn’t go off for some reason and Gemini woke him up in time to get there. If I had KNOWN… anything to get rid of the Male. And she gets praised for it.
Fourth, the Woman says this photo makes me look fat.