Recently, Former Presidential Candidate Cheysuli has been frequently mistaken for a dirigible. Comments were coming in from supporters everywhere
Tired of being laughed at for no good reason, Cheysuli has set up a new dirigible siting page on her site. The photo in the upper left is a photo of a dirigible. The lower right photo is a photo of Cheysuli. As you can see there is no resemblence at all.
An expert on airships looked closely at the photos and stated, “As you can see there is clearly a little basket and tail wings on the dirigible. It is also light enough to be airborne. Cheysuli on the other hand clearly has paws and she is clearly NOT airborne. Also, I find that most dirigibles do not have ears.”
I take the fifth!
I have a feeling that no matter what I say, it will be the wrong thing. Just remember Chey, you can send me the male and his dirty socks anytime…how many furriends would make you that offer?
Keep denying it, Chey. Sooner or later you’ll start to …. uh, we mean, your supporters who obviously need glasses will start to believe it.
Yoo know, I’m reely glad yoo kleered that up for me, Chey. Cuz lookin at the fotos of yoo and the dirigibul side by side, I reealize that the dirijibul is way too small and streemlined to be mistaken fur YOO! HA HA HA HA HA!!! I just krak myself up!
Maybe yoo cood ask yer sister-in-law fur sum fitniss tips.
haha Miss Chey this is the very first time in all mommas life she has heard that word, we saws the pic but momma had to look it up to see what it meant you got her!! hehe
Now.. I thinks that I need to know some names and introduce them to the bad vamp side of mez!! How rudes! You is a very pretty girls! :))
V-V
I can clearly see the differences between you and the dirigible, Cheysuli. Don’t listen to Maobert; he just likes being rude.
You isn’t a blimp (they didn’t want to say the word) you is just floofy?
Hmmm … we are confused of Sidmouth, England …
Definite differences between a dirigible and a Cheysuli. Take no notice of that rude Maobert. You’re very beautiful! 🙂 xxx
Whitey knows when to leave well enough alone. ahem.
LOL! We think you look nothing like that dirigible, Chey!
We think Mao has camaflauged that dirigble to try and make it look like you. Maybe you should have all your future photos taken with you at full stretch so there is no misunderstanding.
Chey…they got it all wrong…you can’t fly!
that’s right – blimps don’t haf ears.
can our the mom snorgle your tummy?
Shall i assemble the Bite & Run patrol for you? Clearly someone needs to be bit.
I am truly shocked that someone could make such a mistake, Chey!
wut da?
yer no blimp chey.
an dat’z da trooth.
luv–jh
an … duhr … why wuzzen’t i dere fer “find chey” … i wooda been able to find u!
hmmmm.
Poor Chey! Your beans are making fun of you again! I think they’re the ones full of hot air!!!
I fink dat JH is rite Chey…yur no blimp!
Helllllllllllloooo booteefull Miss Gemini!
How r yoo tooday?
Wanna come ofur and help me hunt down dat turtle?
purrs
your boyfriendcat
Oh Chey, whoever could possible mistake you for a blimp? You can’t fly, can you?
Roxy
And there you have it! We knew all along you weren’t a dirigible!!!!! Maybe that Mao is hiding what he really is…..
George:
Chey, you look svelte compared to my sister Tipper.
Tipper:
I HEARD THAT!!!!
Oh, sweetie, you are nothing but 100% PURRFECTION!
What??! you are absolutely not a dirigibibble how silly. Some one has obviously decided this is a funny trick and purrrrsonally, I think it is sad.
You are certainly nothing like a dirigi-whatever.
Oh, the humanity!
The nerve of some people!
Love,
Nermal, Nico, Virgil, Westley, Maggie… and Angel
Chey, we think Mao just likes being rude. You do NOT look like a dirigible to us. We think you are quite lovely.
Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie
Chey, ignore Mao (he’s cranky, remember?). You look nothing like a dirigible. You are a stealthy, sleek Siameezer!
Your friend,
‘Kaika
MAO YOO STOP BEING MEEN AND ROOD TO CHEY. I MEEN IT!!!!! YOO HAVEN’T GOT ANY ROOM TO TALK, ANYWAY, MR FURCHIN.
Politicians are always being rubbished, Chey. Don’t you listen to them! Illegitimi non carborundum
Chey yoo know, da nay sayers will always say negative fings acuz they is jealous. Give us a list and I’ll start poopin on dere pillows.
aww Cheysuli you’re pretty no matter what people say!