So there I was. TWO WEEKS and one day without my human. And what happens on Monday? Do you THINK that is me? Of course not.
The Woman has to show off that she was out galvanting around and cheating on me with Little Isis. I know. It’s not Isis’ fault. After all, we cats must stand together (although the Male has a photo on his facebook of the Woman petting Little Isis and Isis lettting her). I am not pleased that not only was the Woman gone but she was visiting other cats.
She met my new canine cousin Snickers, a “morkie.” Not this does not mean Snickers was from Orkie. He is a Yorkie-Maltese mix and is quite small and chasable. The Woman also met the Male’s family, Daphne and Abby who are West Highland Terriers. Daphne got sick while the Woman was there and she had to help take her to the vet. Daphne, like a good dog, was fine about the time the vet walked into the room. Before that, all feared she might die. A dog after my heart. I need to work on that one. Not that I will ever get to eat the table scraps that Daphne gets but still… a cat can dream
In punishment for the Woman’s transgressions, I have set Gemini to meowing all night to keep the humans awake. And I jump up in bed as Gemini starts getting horse so that they don’t dare fall back to sleep. Nothing like payback right?
Oh, gosh … Chey! Doesn’t your momma get that you are FAMOUS an’ politically connected? Or that you can make her life a living hell if you set your Meezer Mind to it? Isn’t she quaking in her boots? Woofies?!? What is she thinking? I can understand pettin’ Little Isis ‘cuz she’s cute an’ furry an’ stuff … But woofies?????????
DMM
Oh, her cheatin’ heart…can you ever forgive your mom? Payback is sweet!
Awww, but Little Isis is so cute. Maybe you can forgive your mommy just once.
Hahahah I likes your revenge, but Chey.. that is our regular night..I think that there is no need to worry though, while Isis is sweet and pretty I bet your momma loves you more 🙂
V-V
Payback is good. Payback is important. It doesn’t matter that Little Isis is awesome; a transgression is a transgression and must be punished!!!
Payback is essential – or else they do it again! Glad you’re all back!
I am glad that your Mom is finally back home. You really need to pay her back for cheating on you with other kitties and even woofies. I think your plan is a very good one.
How terrible for you that your Human is a traitor! We are sure you will think up some suitably evil retaliation for her cheating ways. We have to admit that Isis is cute, but that is no excuse.
that’s a great revenge plan. oh little isis is cute though
Wow! Such adventures your people had!
We hope you are plotting some serious revenge, Chey…but honestly, Little Isis is so cute, how could she not galavant with her???
Chey, we don’t know how you manage to keep it up. We finally had to give up being upset with Mom for always playing with other cats, dogs and all sorts of critters. She always comes home smelling of other animals. It was exhausting to stay mad at her and sniff and sniff their furs on her. We barely notice any more.
Purrfect revenge for them stayin away. teehee
Purrrrrrs,
Sanjee
I think it is cool that your mom got to meet Isis!
It is a proven fact, I think, that the humans will cheat on their furries whenever they get the chance! It is just something that we have to put up with.
Sometimez ya just gotta roll wif da punches an’ den wait until youz momma gits home soz you can show her youz tail an’ make her beg fur youz affectionz.
My mommy was excited to hear that your mommy got to meet Isis.
Purrsonally, I was APPALLED. She CHEATED ON YOU?!?!?!?!
How dare the Woman! It should be all about you today!!!!!!!!!!
(Although we are amazed at the size of Isis eyes).
Sounds like a good plan – keeping them awake will definitely teach them a lesson. FAZ
sounds like the two of you know exactly how to get them back! ah HA!
Welcome back Chey (even if it isn’t your picture). We’ve missed you. It was nice that your mom was able to meet everyone’s parents, and your male’s family too. Do whatever you can to get back at her, and then forgive her.
Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie
Chey, I am missing you! Where are you? Your human did not cheat with me, at least not directly, but through my mum.
If yoo need any helps wif yur plan I’m da man!
purrs
yur boyfriendcat
Ping
Muahaha. Good job! I think that you definitely deserve to seek out a little revenge, what with the woman seeing other cats and all!
You’re too pretty to be sharing a Woman with!
Chet,that is a very good plan!! It’s diabolical and we like it!!!!
Heh,heh,heh… that will teach her!!
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie
Payback seems great to me. As for the other cats, I think what happens is that our beans miss us so much, they give scritches and love to any animal that happens to be around.
Roxy
Oh man, your mom is so gonna regret that…
I just don’t know how to react when I see that little Isis-I clicked over here expecting you or Gemini, but, whoa!
Payback is very important. Even if Little Isis is cute, there is no excuse for dissing the senior cat – you! Keep up the torture till they cave! And good to see you back, Chey.