I know I shouldn’t worry and I’m not. I’m upping my exercise with the feather toy. Not that it has any feathers any more. I am almost as abused as Yao-lin when it comes to toys. I must play with a toy that has no more feathers because the Woman won’t give me a new one.
I am also just tearing up and down the stairs as if my bum were on fire. Not having eaten anything hot I know it’s not but it’s what the Woman says.
Gemini thinks I’m crazy.
And by the way, I did nothing to the Male’s shoes. I mean really. I’d have to touch them a bit if I had used them as a litter box you know.