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You are here: Home / The Latest With Chey / Cheysuli Defends Herself in Shoe Pee Accusation

Cheysuli Defends Herself in Shoe Pee Accusation

Ichiro · May 5, 2009 ·

img_6000aYes, I know there is a little bit of a cat tummy there.  But it’s spring and I am working hard to take off this winter weight.

I know I shouldn’t worry and I’m not. I’m upping my exercise with the feather toy. Not that it has any feathers any more.   I am almost as abused as Yao-lin when it comes to toys. I must play with a toy that has no more feathers because the Woman won’t give me a new one.

I am also just tearing up and down the stairs as if my bum were on fire. Not having eaten anything hot I know it’s not but it’s what the Woman says.

Gemini thinks I’m crazy.

And by the way, I did nothing to the Male’s shoes. I mean really. I’d have to touch them a bit if I had used them as a litter box you know.

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  1. zevo hussein calamari says

    May 5, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    good work..keep denying and soon you will believe it and they will…it worked from the gwb and rove gang….

    oh…could you pass that bottle of tequila…
    happy stinko de mayo
    xoxoxoxo

  2. China Cat says

    May 5, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    I’m sorry that there aren’t any more feathers on your toy. But I like running up and down the stairs – sometimes I yowl when I do that! Perhaps if your Male put his shoes away they wouldn’t get wet… I’m just saying…

    Purrrrrrrs, China Cat

  3. Sweet Praline says

    May 5, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    I believe you!

  4. Cory says

    May 5, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    Oh Chey, now the trouble starts. It’s all part of you being a candidate for the Supreme Court. No telling what stories will be told and how far the rumors will spread…

  5. Sophia says

    May 5, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    He called me fat. Do whatever you want to those shoes!

  6. Adan says

    May 6, 2009 at 2:21 am

    I hope you will got new feather toys!
    That is my favorite!

  7. The Island Cats says

    May 6, 2009 at 4:56 am

    We think you got spring fever, Chey!

    (and we knew it wasn’t you that did that to the Male’s shoes…but if you did do it, we think it would be justified…)

  8. Tuck says

    May 6, 2009 at 5:17 am

    I don’t think you are fat at all Chey! Of course it isn’t you wetting down themales’s shoes. Who would think such a thing?

  9. The kitties over at Our family cat-a-blog says

    May 6, 2009 at 9:07 am

    We’d stick ta dat story if we waz youz.

  10. jan's funny farm says

    May 6, 2009 at 9:08 am

    You didn’t! Did you, Chey?

  11. Princess says

    May 6, 2009 at 9:40 am

    Well, whoever is peeing in the shooz might prompt the the beans to get some new toys

  12. Junior says

    May 6, 2009 at 10:11 am

    We know you are innocent of the “peeing in shoes” charges. We stand by our thoughts that the male is somehow doing this to his own shoes…….after all don’t most males have “aiming” issues? Well, male humans that is.

  13. Daisy the Curly Cat says

    May 6, 2009 at 10:18 am

    Yes, I also think the Pee Accusation is a bid to ruin your chances for the Supreme Court nomination.

  14. Milo and Alfie says

    May 6, 2009 at 10:30 am

    Innnocent til proven guilty – always deny! Tee hee!

  15. Roxy Dragon Pebbles says

    May 6, 2009 at 10:33 am

    We believe you, Chey. We knoe you’re innocent.

    Roxy & Lucky

  16. Camie's Kitties says

    May 6, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Yep, we agree – you are innocent until proven guilty and then you can always claim temporary insanity – the stink of the shoes got to you.

    Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

  17. Jasper McKitten-Cat says

    May 6, 2009 at 11:51 am

    The false accusations … really, you’d think those would have stopped after the election, but they give you no rest, do they?

  18. The Crew says

    May 6, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    Supreme court nominees have better things to do than pee in people’s shoes!!

  19. HANSEL says

    May 6, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    Tesla ate all the fevvers off of our toys as well. And mommeh still uses the same toy. It’s Tesla’s favorite. And mommeh saz thats why her won’t throw it out. However, i saz, mommeh iz just a big butt head. -hansel

  20. The Taylor CatSSSSS says

    May 6, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    We say: DENY DENY DENY!!! Do you need a good lawyer?

  21. Gandalf and Grayson says

    May 6, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    Despite all evidence to the contrary, I believe you are innocent, Chey.

    Head-bonks from Gandalf and Grayson

  22. Laila and Minchie says

    May 6, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    Chey, you are definitely getting the bum wrap on those charges!

  23. Molly says

    May 9, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Chey, I used to pee on da big male beans stuffs too! I mean really how else is dey goin to learn??

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