I am quite viscious when it comes to going after a story and this story is a big one…
Cheysuli, owner and editor and writing of The Cat Post Intelligencer was seen on stage at the half time show the Pooses for Peace. While commentators thought she was dressed as a football in honor of the Superbowl, in actuality she has just gotten fat.
“It was hysterical! She was like this football with legs,” said one un-named source who I call Momma.
Cheysuli was not amused. She was not dressed like a football in honor of anything. She has merely been cleaning up a bit more of Georgia’s food than is normal and now does tend to resemble a football with legs.
“And I thought she was having kittens,” said another source.
She is not having kittens, having been spayed after her third litter. Cheysuli has just gotten fat.
Cheysuli refuses to comment other than to say she doesn’t plan any full body posses. She has taken to watching Oprah and reading O magazine for diet tips.
A Chey-Tocks scandal? oooOOOOoo
Must of been all of the junk food on the campaign trail last year.
Samantha & Mr. Tigger says
Oh my! Oh my!! We think it is just a little jealousy on the part of someone who shall remain nameless!
Your FL furiends,
jan's funny farm says
Never a boring moment around your house.
If Chey can’t hire Bob and Jillian…my momma and I are working hard at being purrsonal trainers and can help that whole chunky “Chey-tock” thing.
jeter harris says
chey? fat? no.
Chey is not fat! And neither am I! WE’RE BEAUTIFUL, DANGIT!!!
Cheysuli has just gotten fat?!?!!?!?!?????
Wow Gemini, you are a hard hitting repoter!
The Zoo says
hahahahaha Cheys gonna kill yoo Gemini. but yoos bery funny.
Oh my goodness I can’t believe Chey is getting fat!
The St. Louis Meezers says
Hmmmmmm Gemini, Chey doesn’t look fat to us! You better watch it or you are going to get a good meezer whap or two from her … hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon
Oh Chey, the pressure to stay thin is unbelievable.
The Meezers says
Gemini – you’re looking beautiful today.
Chey, embrace your body as it is. we love you no matter what you look like. but you don’t really look like a football with legs. Miles does.
Awww, Chey, it’s okay. Big is beautiful, right? The first tip to losing any weight is to learn to love yourself 🙂
Jasper McKitten-Cat says
Oh it’s just winter floof!
A bit plush around the middle eh? I don’t get round, I just eat and eat and eat and eat. This helps Meowmy’s theory that I’m really a little stuffed animal and not actually alive. Then she squeezes me until I squeak. Maybe I’d rather be round…
Sorry, we don’t for a minute believe that Chey looks like a football!
I am a Mancat ans I have been around long enough to know I should
not comment on this matter!! I want to live peacefully 🙂
Gandalf and Grayson says
What is so wonderful about thin anyway? We prefer a bit of fluff!
The Island Cats says
Chey…ignore all the comments…you look good to us!
Eric and Flynn says
No Never! We can’t believe such a thing. Surely you are mistaken Gemini.
Zippy, Sadie & Speedy says
A little insulation is needed in da cold weather, right Chey. Georgia, yoo shouldn’t make fun of yoor sisfur, even if she does look like a football with legs…hehehe
jan's funny farm says
No, that’s Bambi with the cat.
Country Cats says
Chey good luck on slimming down; it happens to the best of us. I find when I am looking a bit frumpy it is because my Mom is a bad photographer.