Hiding behind her toes, Cheysuli refuses to be photographed.
“She’s HUGE,” said one unnamed source. “In fact that Woman who had octuplets didn’t look this big.”
Other sources disagree. “She kinda looks footballish but she hasn’t gotten huge. Can’t a cat over eat a little bit without everyone dissecting her every morsel?”
Nutritionists have been writing in offering Cheysuli advice on what to eat and not eat.
“Well she should be eating more protein and less carbohydrates but all less animal fat,” said the staff person in charge of reading the mail. “The problem is, she is a true carnivore and can’t get less animal fat because that’s what her body needs.”
Cheysuli has been unavailable for comment on her weight. Rumors abound that she will soon be on Oprah’s show.