Former Presidential Candidate Cheysuli has been seen snoozing by the fireplace at all hours. Rumors abound that she has some sort of Sleeping Sickness. They say she rarely gets up to move. Food has to be brought to her and put under her nose.
Other sources say that she happily gets up and chases Gemini whenever she likes, still those in the know point to how many times we see her in that same old bed.
“You’d think she’d at least change position a bit more so that we’d know she actually does move,” said one skeptic. “I mean does she have people feeding her right there?”
Cheysuli actually commented on this, “I wish,” said the former presidential candidate.
While she is not getting any skinnier, most reports suggest that she does actually move now and then before she flops back down in front of the fire. “Besides,” said her servant, “I’d leave the fire on all the time. When it’s not on, she naps in her OTHER bed…”
Mr. Echo says
Sumbuddy tole my mommy today that I kood not possibly be 32 becuz I spend all my free time sleeping too. My response was, kwote, “So?”
Thanks for the birthday wishes Chey. Yoo helped make my day even more speshul. Hugs and kitty kisses!
Skeezix the Cat says
Yoo know, Chey, it’s just yer body that looks fat. Yer face still looks pritty pointy. I woodn’t werry abowt being called chubby until yoo git a few more chins. Wich shood be sumtime next week.
Black Cat says
Well Chey, I think you have the right idea! Go for it gal, plenty of time to gad about and lose weight when spring has sprung!
The nearest I’d have got to where you were on Friday is somewhere in Europe. I didn’t get here on Friday though as I’m spending too much time on Facebook. It’s all Yao-Lin’s fault… Concats to Jeter! 🙂 xxx
Vampy Vic says
Hey Chey, I thinks they is just lookin for an reaction.. something to make the front pages..you is very dignified in no commenting!
ps: we all has sleeping sickness here we thinks! 🙂 Is it a bad thing? :p
Country Cats says
We admire you Chey! We try to move as little as possible unless we have a new toy.
I think you have the right idea Chey!
That sounds like a perfect plan! Besides, a former presidential candidate should be treated in such a manner!
Maggy and Zoey, Zoolatry says
Aah Chey… you are such a wise cat.
That is a great “no comment” face…just keep them talking and wondering…clearly you are still the talk of the town.
HRH Yao-Lin says
Just ignore the back stabbing masses, they have no idea how hard it is being a stunning siamese! xx
The Meezers says
um, so, you’re a CAT and you sleep 23.5 hours a day. there’s a PROBLEM with that? sheesh. humans are totally unreasonable.
oops, I’ve been up too long – time for my mid-mid-before-morning-snack-nap.
jan's funny farm says
Oh, Chey, if you don’t move you won’t lose any weight. Have you tried isometric exercises? You could do them without moving.
You need your sleep. I sleep away 90% of my day and I’m happy with that.
The Island Cats says
Sleeping sickness?? You’re not sick at all! You’re just doing what any good cat would do….
Jasper McKitten-Cat says
Well really … if you have a warm fire AND a bed in front of it, what do they expect?
The Crew says
(sigh) There’s just no pleasing some people, Chey. “you nap too much”, “you eat too much” We hear the same thing at our house. What do they expect? That’s what we cats do!!
Let me see,it’s Winter, you have a fire…why would anyone expect you to move???
Eric and Flynn says
Everybody knows you don’t have to move in winter. You have to conserve energy, and if there is a nice warm fire there, well, that is all the better.
Egypt & The Musketeers says
Something must be wrong if your meals aren’t served while in bed or wherever else you may be. We don’t think you have sleeping sickness, but your staff may have it. (You wouldn’t happen to have horses on the premises? It would explain a lot of things if you did.)
Chey, you’re lookin beeyootiful, and that’s part of how you keep so purretty cuz you get lots of beeyooty rest!
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
The St. Louis Meezers says
Chey, we don’t have a fireplace … YET … but when we do we are sure we will be doing quite a bit of lounging and warming our furs by it! And as our furriends have pointed out, us kitties do sleep a lot, it is our way! We are always on the bed in Momma and Daddy’s room, or should we say our room … hee hee! And you are NOT fat!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon
China Cat says
Oh, I think it is brilliant to stay in bed or snooze in front of a fireplace! I would love it if there were a fire in our fireplace but at least I did find some sunshine in the porch today…Finally! Is Spring on the way???
Purrrrrrrrs, China Cat
Milo and Alfie says
Don’t they know it’s still winter? Any sensible cat would be snoozing in front of the fire.
LC, Ayla, and Iza says
Why would annyone refer to sleeping as a “sickness”? That doesnt make anny sense. Sleeping is an active fun thing fer a cat ta do!