After rumors of her increasing weight gain, now there are rumors abounding that former Presidential Candidate Cheysuli may actually be bulimic.
“Sometimes she eats a ton of food and then she just vomits it right back up on the floor,” said one person close to the former Candidate.
“I think she is secretly trying to loose weight by doing this,” another continued.
Experts argue that Cheysuli, having no teeth could be inhaling her food to quickly and then it is expanding as it mixes with the fluids in her stomach creating an uncomfortable distention… well FURTHER distention. Cats have the ability to vomit on demand so she is vomiting up the extra.
“I still think she is becoming some sort of Drama Cat,” said an unnamed and possibly jealous little puffy source. “She used to get all that attention by running for president and now all she has is her food.”
Others close to Cheysuli claim that this isn’t an issue and is being handled.
“You try and eat those crunchies you love so much with no teeth Puffalump!” Cheysuli was heard to yell.