My Meezer Rule: Always check out your business prospects thoroughly.
From the Cat Post Intelligencer:
Presidential Candidate Cheysuli is being investigated following opening a nap coaching business. While coaches are not strictly licensed through the states, Cheysuli failed to file a business license with the state of Washington for her business.
“There will be a formal investigation,” stated one unnamed source in Olympia. “While she has yet to earn any money from this, she has opened a business and advertised without obtaining a business licenses. Fines rub in the hundreds of dollars for this and then there is the issue of back taxes. However, if she really hasn’t earned anything, and we will be checking carefully, she won’t owe anything except the fines.”
Cats in Washington are outraged claiming that Cheysuli has been singled out because of her high profile. “How many other businesses are out there doing business, earning less than $600 a year and aren’t required to have a license?” stated one cat.
Cheysuli was not available for comment. Rumor has it she continues to practice up on her napping for nap coaching.
I wouldn’t want to be available for comment either.
Well, I think it’s a good rule an’ my business is strings, an’ jingle bell balls, an’ zoomin’ around. An’ I got plenty of purrospects fur those.
That is a very good rule.
I haven’t think about that far.
You are really really wise.
Camie's Kitties says
We have a question about your coaching business. How are you going to stay awake long enough to coach someone, especially in napping? It would make us fall asleep.
Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade
Chey, how are you going to make coaches nap?! Aren’t they big huge versions of those noisy machines our beans use to take us to the VET’s in? If so I can certainly see why you’d like to make them nap – just think of how many poor innocent kitties get taken to the VET’s in a coach?! 🙁
Eric and Flynn says
It sounds like victimisation to us.
Gosh, this is terrible. I think your business idea was great and now all these fees! Ugh! Humans!
Will they ever stop hounding you!!!!!!!???
That is a good rule though.
I think nap coaching is a good idea. I need one, everyone needs one!
We don’t understand the political stuff, but we do think this shot of you is great. We like to see a sturdy widebody on a wednesday.
Pee Ess: Of course we know you are slender and this is just a lens effect. 🙂
Cafe Cats says
Fight the power, Chey!
The Island Cats says
There’s always a double standard, Chey…stick to your guns and fight those that oppose you!
Chey are they never going to leave you alone?? What if you open up a non-proft?
The Meezers says
if we pay you in tem-tay-shuns, will they tax you?
Oh dear! This could be big trouble.
Gandalf and Grayson says
Well, how could they expect you to comment while you’re napping?
Uh oh you’re not in any trubble are you Chey?
Hellllllllloooo Miss Gemini
your boyfriend cat
zevo hussein calamari says
Chey don’t worry … the feds are too busy with the corrupt gov of illinois! Keep napping!
Molly , Shadow ,and Troo says
We dun get bean government, it seems they tax what they shouldnt and take what they want from us Kittys!
Cory Cat says
oh man, and then if they find you rolling in our catnip patch…the tabloids will go wild! Chey, will you ever get a break?
If they want a comment, lean back, hike your leg up, and lick yourself. That’ll get your point across.
Some great napping going on there … 🙂
The Crew says
Chey, I can’t believe the press is still trying to drag your name through the mud. I mean, you didn’t with the Presidency…why are they still after you?!
You know, you can incorporate in the state of Delaware on the internet for a very small fee. That way, your nap coaching business would be entirely legal if the press starts harassing you again!
HRH Yao-Lin says
Well Chey I for one think this is a fantastic idea! What a wonderful business prospect, I do wish you every success, I think my human needs some nap coaching so I will enroll her as one of your first clients.