From the Cat Post Intelligencer:
Former Presidential Candidate Cheysuli, one of the losers in the race, has taken to her bed following the blowout that did not go her way.
Cats around the world are outraged that no feline votes were counted in the United States, pushing back their agenda for Total World Domination and a formal enforced human slavery to their wills (as opposed to the current informal enforced human slavery).
Cheysuli was not commenting but rumors are circulating that she feels she has no purpose. She considered a position with an expanded business in the Soprano Family but sources say she was really only interested in heading up the family. One has to wonder if there will be a new family in the Catsta Nostra soon.
Further rumors concern large parties with lots of nip and naps. The attendents are not identified. Meanwhile, inspite of potential substance abuse the former candidate continues to look for another meaningful position.
C’mon Chey! We need yoo to werk on the next faze of werld dominayshun!!!! We can’t do it withowt yoo!
Chey, maybe you could start a new family, The Napsters!
Chey, Skeezy is right – we need your help with the next phase of Total Werld Domination – perhaps you could take up the reigns as Supreme Ruler of the movement? Just becuase you didn’t get to be President doesn’t mean that we have to give up our dream
The position you are in in that photo is good – how about that?
Don’t give up Chey, we know you can do it. You’ll wear them down before long.
Any rumors of my momma and I attending the large parties with lots of nip and naps is just not true….we’ll sue! Hang in there Chey…the path to world domination will become clear and we’re counting on you to lead us.
Have some great dreams in your bed Chey!! You just might come up with a great idea about what you will do next!!
You would make a good advocate for kitty rights 😉
Purrs Mickey
I’m all for you Chey! World domination! Yes!
The Napsters…hehehehehehehe that wuz gud Gandalf and Grayson…
C’mon Chey it’s time to find yur true callin…
Helllllllllooooooooo Miss Gemini
Purrs
your boyfriendcat
We can’t do it without you, Chey! You are our fearless leader!
don’t fall apart now Chey! we need you! perhaps you can find a position in the new government where you can make policy supporting Feline World Domination? don’t forget, we vote every 4 years and the next election will belong to the cats! we’ll be that much stronger, but only if we can get behind you.
I wouldn’t call you a loser, but a non-victor. And if you are looking for new positions, there are tons of good napping positions. I prefer the Superman pose with both arms stretched out in front of me. This is a good opportunity to reflect and refocus, and naps are great for that.
Thank goodness you did not spend a fortune on designer clothes for your campaign!
Meaningful position would be sleeping. Correct?
Luf, Us
Awww Chey…don’t be depressed! We will get them next time!
I think you should just be my trophy wife.
Chey, nip it up for a few more days, then it is time to jump back in the game! You have to.
Chey, we just can’t give up! Look at all the good you’ve done!
Oh Chey, you inspired so many people to get motivated and excited about the election, you should be proud of yourself. I know it’s a let down, not to win, but I think you should take a little vacation then come back even stronger than before.
Roxy
Chey~!
Don’t give up~!
This world is changing, just the speed is not what we accepted. But it will be.
Oh Chey, please do perk up, sweetheart!
Chey, take a few weeks to unwind, then we can be back with our World Domination. It may take time, but we will overcome!
Well, there is always 2012. But maybe you could become a Governor in 2010 or something.
Actually, mybe you coukd get some expereince as a manager of a convenience store. There is all kinna cool stuff there and you could claim business experience next election…
A sad, sad story. Hope you waken up refreshed and ready to have anotehr go at Total World Domination. As far as we’re concerned, our home should be marked “DONE!”
Don’t give up Chey! There are bigger and better things out there for you!
schmaybe yoo gets a cabinet posishun lyk Hilary. yoo kuld be Secretary of Cats.
or am higher fur Queen of tha Werld.
Tsk (shakes head sadly) This can only mean Barak hasn’t offered you a cabinet position yet, Chey.
George
Your purpose in life is to inspire the rest of us!