I refuse to look. I am not looking at you.
You did not campaign for me.
You voted for that other guy–you know the one who won.
You have not given me any special treats for my depression.
You laugh when I say I need something to keep me occupied.
You think just being a cat is enough.
No I will not look at you. Not today.
But when I start looking at you again, I would be afraid. Be very afraid.
Skeeter, LC, and Ayla says
But WE campained fer ya Chey. We sked efry kitty and efry Bein we met ta vote fer ya. Some efen said they would! An The Big Thing tried ta vote fer ya too,
We bet ya got a lot more votes than were officially recorded…
Chey, you really do need a hobby or something now – maybe you could ask Santa if you could be a helper of his???
Oh but Chey I tried to vote for you, but they kept saying I was English and therefore wasn’t allowed! 🙁 I think this is more than just being speciesist…
Anyway if you won’t look at us, why not come over and look at our squirrel?! Yer we’ve got our own squirrel at long last. 🙂
HRH Yao-Lin says
Be afraid indeed. YOu poor, darling thing. I woudl have voted for you but I am stuck in the UK whilst your political power is based in america.
I am so sorry chey, but don’t give up. Meezer world domination is so close, I can feel it.
The Meezers says
oh yes, our mommy is shaking right now thinking about it!!!
Cory Cat says
Uh oh, we’re all in trouble now. My momma tried to vote for you, really she did…but laws being what they are, we had to vote for a ***choke****human who now is talking about getting a ***choke*** puppy. The horror of it all.
Angus Mhor says
Forty Paws says
Oh goodness. Be very afraid when Chey looks at you!
I would have voted for you, if I would live in the US. I am afraid that votes from Sweden does not count.
Hey Chey we finks Parker has a gud ider…maybe it’s time to channel yur actions into being Santa Paws….
Hellooooo Miss Gemini
I’m so sorry Chey. I made a copy of my bean’s absentee ballots and wrote your name in but it must not have been enough. I was so sad on Weds to learn you didn’t win.
I’m even more annoyed that there will be another “first dog” instead of cat. What is up with that?? Oh well, at least this bean would have been my next choice to you.
Would you like Bendrix to help you get revenge??
Jasper McKitten-Cat says
It’s OK, Chey, she only got one vote. I’m sure if she had two votes one would have been for you and the other for him.
I don’t fink I old enough to vote?
Chairman Mao says
Awwww, Chey. We Ballicai are sorry yur feelin bad. But don’t worry. There’s always the 2012 eleckshun! And we Ballicai would always vote fur you.
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
Oh dear!!!! I hope you and your Mom have a talk
before things get ugly!!!
Eric and Flynn says
We hope your human is suitably sorry for not voting for you. We got hold of voting papers and tried to put our mark against your name, but we were told dimpled chads were not allowed, and as we are British we wouldn’t be allowed to vote anyway.
The Island Cats says
Chey, would it help if we told you we didn’t vote at all?
Chey, what you need is a nice long trip to someplace warm. Relax in the sun, play, nap, eat. Then a hobby. How about learning to knit. If all else fails you can play with the yarn.
Kats (And Other) Tales says
Oh boy poor Chey! You need to put your paw down. Make your demands known loud and long.
Roxy Dragon Pebbles says
Dum dum dum dum dum dum (theme to jaws)
Well I hope you’re going to be modeling more because your fur looks so soft and fluffy I want to lick it!
jan's funny farm says
We’re sorry you didn’t win, Chey. We tried to vote for you. All of us did. But Jan said she couldn’t take us with her to the poll because then they wouldn’t let her in to vote. So we ordered absentee ballots but they said our names weren’t on the rolls. You eat rolls, you don’t vote on them.
We tried hypnotizing Jan while she slept — vote, Chey. Vote, Chey, but she said we were annoying and locked us out of the bedroom. We hid in the back of Jan’s car and tried to sneak into the poll, but we were stopped because we didn’t have any government issued IDs.
Chey, we TRIED!
The Zoo says
Chey, Christmouse iz comin up soon. dint yoo want gus purrsents?? tyme ta start suckin up ta tha bean.
jeter harris says
i campaned … i did!
i’m not afrade!
Redfurd of Whimpurr's Whim says
Oh dear, we are furry sorry that you are so depwessed! We hope you gitz some nice tweats and fings to pull you outta dis! *purrs*
Sorry, Chey. My mom told me I was too little to vote.
Egypt & the Musketeers says
We hope no one is expecting you to ‘get over it.’ Don’t worry. Meezer World Domination is almost at hand.