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Thanks But No Thanks Thursday

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Open letter to Governor Palin:

Dear Sarah,

Can I call you Sarah?

At any rate, I’d like to thank you for all the reasons those on the Democratic Underground thank you. You have galvanized the Women to vote for Obama, pushing him ahead in the polls. Further, you have trivialized John McCain as a candidate, further pushing Obama ahead in the polls. And let’s face it, if I’m not going to be President, Obama ought to be. I think that’s something worth thanking you for.

However, it is possible to go to far. I mean, come on? All 12 of the people on the board that found you guilty of using your position for personal reasons were Democrats? There aren’t 12 Democrats in the state of Alaska. The numbers we’re seeing were 8 to 4, although I have heard as many as 11 to 1–with the higher number being Republican. Even your own party thinks you’re unethical.

Beyond that, I’m a cat. We know that my chances of becoming president are slim given that I don’t really speak English nor do I have the education, the age or even the Constitutional Right to be President.  Still, I ran for the office to point out the foibles of candidates running for president and, the increasingly pointless coverage of the candidates by the press.

You, however,  are making my job very difficult. Scandals are the meat and potatoes of my world. Yet you keep pushing the bar ever higher. I mean, really to be funny I should have more scandals and say sillier things than you do. However, I’m having trouble making this stuff up!

I’m not the only one suffering. How much harder are you making Stephen Colbert work? Or John Daily? Or even SNL? It’s tough to come up with a skit when what you are doing is more ridiculous than than any spoof.

So really “Can I call you Sarah”, back off. It’s mid October. I have three more weeks to lampoon the elections and I’m a cat. I need my rest okay.

Sincerely,

Cheysuli

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  2. LONG LIVE THE DEMOCATIC PROCESS!!!

    (The Woman thinks McCain made a bad choice, too…plus, she thinks Obama is hot.)

    (I do not. I am still voting CHEY ALL THE WAY!!!)

  5. You betcha wink wink wink….
    That woman scares us. If Mccain wins we are leaving the earth with Tina Fey!

    We are so hung over from drinking shots of tequila watching the debates last night.

  9. The only time we saw this Sarah character was when Meowm happened upon a bit of an interview…and Meowm was not impressed by her speaking abilities. Plus she has heard/read that this Sarah person was trying to ban books in Alaska (she doens’t know any details, but banning books in her book is just an all around bad thing). So Meowm is not impressed. She much purrfurs you Chey….

  10. hellllllllllllloooooooooo Miss Gemini…it is so warm here today would you like to go chase butterflies with me?

    purrs
    your boyfriencat

  19. we so agree wiff yoo. tha moment mccain said she wuz hiz running mate sissy told momma vote Obama. owr beans are anti mcain more then pro obama. owr beans know how much she hates animals. that sealed tha deal fur them. no on her.

    but lyk Carmen above said, at least snl’s been funny spoofing her lately. theyve sucked tha last 10 years.