From the Cat Post Intelligencer:
While Critters for Total World Domination Candidate Cheysuli didn’t have a convention per se her supporters are having a wild party aboard the Starship Enterprise. Having once been assimilated by the Borg while visiting Sammy the Whappinator’s family, Cheysuli and Captain Picard have a special friendship.
Seeing the other two conventions and worrying for his friend’s ability to maintain her rock star profile in the midst of an increasingly ugly and competitive campaign, Picard offered her the perfect venue for her supporters to enjoy themselves and get excited about the campaign.
“This is like the biggest cat nap ever,” stated one human supporter.
“In our time, specism is much less of a problem,” stated one unidentified crew member. “We are fully behind Cheysuli and hope she wins the election.”
When asked how they didn’t know the outcome of the election seeing they were from the future, crew members refused to answer any more questions.
Cheysuli was too busy napping to be available for comment. Miles Meezer, however, belched.