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Thank you Zoolatry (although we are re-using!)

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While Critters for Total World Domination Candidate Cheysuli didn’t have a convention per se her supporters are having a wild party aboard the Starship Enterprise. Having once been assimilated by the Borg while visiting Sammy the Whappinator’s family, Cheysuli and Captain Picard have a special friendship.

Seeing the other two conventions and worrying for his friend’s ability to maintain her rock star profile in the midst of an increasingly ugly and competitive campaign, Picard offered her the perfect venue for her supporters to enjoy themselves and get excited about the campaign.

“This is like the biggest cat nap ever,” stated one human supporter.

“In our time, specism is much less of a problem,” stated one unidentified crew member. “We are fully behind Cheysuli and hope she wins the election.”

When asked how they didn’t know the outcome of the election seeing they were from the future, crew members refused to answer any more questions.

Cheysuli was too busy napping to be available for comment. Miles Meezer, however, belched.

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  1. We would hate for Capt. Picard and the rest of the crew of the Enterprise to violate the temporal prime directive by saying who won the election. The party looks like great fun.

    Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

  12. What a fabulous party! That man Kirk is such a charmer too.

    I did not mean to offend… re my bloggie comment.
    just venting and hey! I am an old lady and it IS my blog
    If it was a goof-up by Bush and his cabinet, the media would be calling for impeachment of the whole gang and the Dems would be so up in arms and screaming for blood, you’d never hear the end of it. The dems are saying, “lets reach across party lines and get this thing worked out and not worry about who is to blame. haha

    purrrrs and hugs

  13. Its okay.
    We are independent for 20 years actually and did vote for Bill Clinton the first time.
    We really wanted Hillary, because she is very moderate.
    My beans do not like any politician that is so extreme either way and that is why we do not trust Obama 🙁 He is playing moderate to win our votes (PUMA’s) I would rather vote McCain and we will only because he will only serve 4 years and then we can have Hillary. I know.. a lot of people do not like her but she is level headed and does not let people push her around (I have met her) as I said, we are independent so we could not vote in the primaries
    Okay
    I am finished 😀

  18. Oh lucky Chey hanging with Captain Picard!!!!!
    Cammie’s kitties are right about not telling the future!!!
    Must uphold the prime directive you know 🙂
    Purrs Mickey

  20. we’re sure it’ll be you Chey. we should make sure all our beans write you in.
    i want to go play with the assimilator like at Karl & Ruis’ wedding!