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Meezer Rule Wednesday

Ichiro · August 12, 2008 ·

A very important Meezer Rule: Never ever cross the line from when your slave stops listening to you to extracting revenge.

It was raining out the other day as I pranced on her for the thousanth time as she attempted to sleep, being exhausted. Instead of feeding me as any good servant should, she picked me up and put me out in the rain. I last 2 seconds. If I weren’t so fast I am certain she would have slammed the door and left me to melt in the pouring rain!

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  1. Skeeter, LC, and Ayla says

    August 12, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    Never walk on the face that feeds ya….

  2. Icon, Katie, and Mia says

    August 12, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    oh no! I can’t believe she would try to put you out in the rain! so sorry!

  3. Adan says

    August 12, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    Oah Chey~
    You look just like a baby~~~~
    Michico says she wanna hug you in her arms~

  4. Jack says

    August 13, 2008 at 2:58 am

    She put you OUT?!?

    In the RAIN?!?!?!?!?

    Poor Chey! And to think, my OTW scritches me when I sit on her head and lick inside her nostril to wake her up….

  5. Gandalf and Grayson says

    August 13, 2008 at 4:47 am

    Out in the rain, and you only pounced on her 1,000 times?

  6. The Meezers says

    August 13, 2008 at 5:41 am

    should I call Tony? – Sammy

  7. Mickey says

    August 13, 2008 at 6:28 am

    WOW!! Your Mom must be really tired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You!! In the rain!!!!!!! Sheesh!!! 😮
    Good thing you are fast 😉
    Purrs Mickey

  8. Ping says

    August 13, 2008 at 6:33 am

    Oh no Chey!

    No more prancin on her when she is exhausted…

    Purrss
    Helllllllllllooooooooo Miss Gemini
    Your boyfriendcat

  9. jansfunnyfarm says

    August 13, 2008 at 8:25 am

    Wow, Chey, you really outdid yourself this time. You could have been lost forever – we mean, you don’t come back from melted.

    A Presidential candidate must exhibit more patience and cunning to get her way.

  10. Daisy says

    August 13, 2008 at 9:37 am

    If you like, you can borrow my beautiful pink raincoat!

  11. jeter harris says

    August 13, 2008 at 10:39 am

    rain iz refreshin.
    i like it.
    luv–jh

  12. Tybalt says

    August 13, 2008 at 10:48 am

    GASP! What cruel treatment!

  13. Angus Mhor says

    August 13, 2008 at 11:42 am

    Timing, Cheysuli..it’s all in the timing!

  14. The Cat Realm says

    August 13, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    It seems to me you need some rules about punishing the human slave!

  15. Lotus Notes Workflow says

    August 13, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    i am so sorry to you kitty.next time i will gift you a red umbrella.thanks Cheysuli for your nice post.

  16. Sabrina, Sam and Simon says

    August 13, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Gosh Chey, being put out in the rain sounds awful! We hope you recovered from this terrible ordeal …
    Purrs and headbutts,
    Sabrina, Sam and Simon

  17. Luxor says

    August 13, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    Oops! I’m sure glad you were quick!

  18. China Cat says

    August 13, 2008 at 10:49 pm

    I like to watch the rain but I don’t think I would like to be in it! I’m glad that you ran so fast!

    Purrrrrrrrs, China Cat

  19. The Zoo says

    August 14, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    oh tha humanity

  20. The Crew says

    August 15, 2008 at 7:50 am

    And where were your Secret Service guys during all this? Wait…you DO have protection, don’t you? All the other candidates do!

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