From the Cat Post Intelligencer:
Once again Barak Obama attempts to model himself after Critters for Total World Domination Party Cheysuli. Cheysuli is the candidate for real change, the real underdog and the real Washington outsider. She has had as her Vice Presidential Candidate Derby Sassy Cat for some time.
Obama recently approached Derby for the Vice Presidential slot, but being a cat Derby was far more loyal than Oprah or Al Gore who originally endorsed Cheysuli and then switched the Junior Senator from Illinois. Derby said no. As a backup, the Senator chose Joe Biden.
Derby has always brought the same types of stability and experience to the ticket that Biden will bring to the Obama ticket. Derby brings good solid American values to Cheysuli’s sometimes socialistic leanings. He tempers her need for fairness with compassion and practicality. Nothing will be overdone with Derby on the
ticket.
“Sometimes Cheysuli is accused of being almost French in her outlook,” one observer said, “But Derby is a real cat’s cat. He loves football and a good bowl of food and a roll in the nip. He’s a candidate we can understand and love.”
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And I, soon to be president, Cheysuli would like to be part of the Not the Mama appreciation day!
There now that should really make Mo’s day!
An endorsement by you should certainly make his day! Happy Not The Mama Monday!
I can’t believe Obama would think Derby would even consider such a thing!
We will definately be voting for you. We hope that Obama get the message to not try and steal Derby away from you again.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade
You two are the best ticket around!
Chey and Derby!!! awesome ticket
Awesomely balanced team.. Certain to win!
It’s getting close… shouldn’t you all be out registering cat-voters or something?
Chey, you and Derby are the purrfect team! You unconditionally have our votes!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon
That’s our Derby, true blue and loyal! He knows who the real candidate is . . . our Chey!
Happy Not the Mama Day!
Chey it can only be you and Derby!
Hellllllllllllooooo Miss Gemini…my paws are dryin out…
finally
Your boyfriencat
Doodz. We stand by you!
Luf, Us
Haha… what a great way to promote yourself Chey. I know you can do it! Best of Luck! When you win, you can hold a banquet for Mo. Errr… maybe you can get him to be one of your advisers too 😛
It was very wrong of Obama to try and steal Derby away from you! Derby is a great asset to your ticket.
We thought for a minute Mr. Obama’s first name was spelled at Bark! HA HA!!!!!
We are glad Derby is a cat of his word and stuck with you!
I’m just glad it all turned out as it should. You and Derby are an unbeatable team.
mi vote iz fer chey an derby!
go ctwd party!
yerz–jh
You and Derby make a formidable team.
You guys are shoo-in’s, Chey (& Derby)! 🙂
Chey, nothing Obama offered could have ever tempted me to leave our ticket for his. He doesn’t understand our party and just wanted my popularity.
Winds of Cheynge will blow everyone away.
Hahaha! The winds of Chey-nge! I like it! Chey/Derby ’08!
I am so glad that Obama could not tempt Derby away… Cheers to Chey/Derby ’08!!!
Purrrrrs, Willow
I must say, I’m not at all surprised to see that a major party candidate would try to lure your VP away. Thank Bast that Derby is well grounded in midwestern American values and will not betray us!!
George