Al Gore, in his endorsement of Barak Obama said that even cats and dogs know that we are on the wrong course. Sadly commentators, refusing to see the legitimacy of my campaign, said this was in reference to the horrible food contamination. I know, of course that this was in reference to my campaign.
The past weekend Mr. Gore (or is it Former VP Gore? or maybe just Al), came to me told me he would be endorsing the young Senator from Illinois.
“Cheysuli,” he said. “I know this is hard for you. It’s hard for me. However I don’t think the Supreme Court will uphold the legitimacy of your presidential claim should you win. I’ve thought long and hard about this. I love your Nipothal ideas. If Obama wins, I’ll be in a position to be certain that they are implemented, particularly if I take this time to endorse him. He’ll owe me.”
I sighed. And then to add insult to injury…
“Even the Italians decided that their criminal leader was a more legitimate leader than you! And these people are far more liberal than Americans! If they can’t accept a cat who can?”
So now he has to bring up my being tossed out of the Italian Government?! Hello Al. Not fair. Not Fair at all.
But don’t expect me to give up my run for the Presidency because I am a meezer and I never give up!!!
Meezer Rule: Never Give Up!!!!