From the Cat Post Intelligencer:
CANDIDATE CHEYSULI RECOVERS FROM SHOOTING!
Late yesterday afternoon Critters for Total World Domination Candidate Cheysuli was giving a speech to a supporter when a blonde woman who barged in and began shooting at her. Cheysuli hit the deck and bodyguard Nubi Wan Kenobi fended off bullets with his light saber.
Ranger, Cheysuli’s other loyal bodyguard wrestled the woman to the ground and took her into custody. Cheysuli was winged on her ear but there should be no lasting damage. In fact, supporters said this could be good for her image giving her the look of having the clipped ear that most feral cats get.
Cheysuli was not the only candidate to be having a bad day. Hillary Clinton was released from jail upon what her advisers stated were trumped up charges. Ms. Clinton was not carrying an unpermitted concealed weapon. It was further NOT the weapon that shot at Candidate Cheysuli, despite being found at the scene and Mrs. Clinton being the woman wrestled to the ground by Cheysuli’s bodyguard company Rangeman Enterprises.
Meezer Rule Wednesday: When someone shoots at you and law fails, there’s always Tony (too bad I don’t really know him)
Thank Ceiling Cat that you’re okay. Will this change your campaign strategy?
Who was that crazy chick? Some one who is in denial…
What a day you had! I just don’t have the energy to be a politicat.
Hmmmm, furry interesting.
Jus glad you’s okay. Fankful you’s got bodyguards, Chey.
What will this do to yours campaign stradegy?
Oh my goodness, I’m so glad you are OK! I’ll be glad when this is all over…
I am glad you are doing ok~!
Great condition makes the great president!
Karen Jo says
I am very glad that you are all right after all the excitement. You have very good bodyguards.
Camie's Kitties says
It’s a good thing you are in such great shape, and that you have such good bodyguards, or it might have been more than your ear that was nicked. We hope they catch “whomever” it was.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie
Yes, Ceiling Cat was watching over you, for sure! I am glad you’re ok!!
Poor Hillary is getting desparate!
This politics thing is dangerous!
Dragonheart & Merlin says
Wow, Chey, how scary! We are glad you are okay! That’s an excellent Meezer rule.
Eric and Flynn says
We are thankful you are all right. It is a relief to know you have such good bodyguards.
The Taylor CatSSSSS says
Goodness, Chey….please be careful!
Maggy & Zoey says
Desparate times bring about desparate measures we are told. The blonde lady is desparate… but you shall prevail! Onward to glory oh handsome one; hail to the chief.
The Meezers says
do you need me to call tony? – Sammy
Whew! Glad you’re okay!
Wow, dat’s skeery! We’s glad yoo’s ok!!!
The Cat Realm says
Don’t you worry about your safety on board the Voyager! we have special Klingon bodyguards for all guests! We will see you soon – the wedding is imminent…..
Oh my, Chey! How disturbing! I am so glad you are ok!
Gandalf & Grayson says
We don’t know Tony, but we know Bruno the Brute. Want us to email him?
p.s. Mom laughed and laighed at your comment on Tucker Scissorhands…Happy Toes, with Claws! Hahaha!
The world has just gone crazy…please be careful out there on the campaign trail…
Hellllllllllllloooooooooo Miss Gemini
Good grief! Are you sure that the blong lady wasn’t a certain figure skater who has been in trouble with the law before, hired by Hilary to do her dirty work?
We are all glad you are okay!
Umm, Snickors is letting me do visits all day. She not say you blog was so scary an about big tings. Getting shoots at! …. You look pretty? rrr… Me don’t don’t what else to say!
Daisy the Curly Cat says
Oh my gosh, that news was very nerve-wracking! Thank goodness you are okay. Maybe you should start wearing a protective vest….
The Crew says
Oh my Bast, Chey…are you OK?!!! Are you going to bring a personal injury suit against Hillary?
Chey!!!! Are you OK?? Do you need me to lick your ear for you? I’m going to put the bite-and-run on Hillary for you.
jans funny farm says
We’re glad you survived without serious injury. Good bodyguards you have.
Dino, Egypt, & the kits says
Hmmmm … winged in the ear. Are sure it wasn’t a bird that got you?
Ah, watch out for bad evil blonde women! Good that you are recovering. Take care and fight on!
Kellie The Orange Cat says
Chey, I hope that your ear is feeling better. Politics is a rough business to be in!
Jasper McKitten-Cat says
Good thing you’re OK. You are still our candidate of choice!
Snow and Forest says
We iz sooo glad you are okay. Take care Chey ~ politics can be furry dangerous!
Never a dull moment on the campaign trail!!!
Stay safe Ghey!!
Kilroy the Love Beastie says
Wow, that was a close call! Glad you’re okay!
Forty Paws says
Goodness! Stay safe, ok?
Kelly Cat says
Chey, you need 24-hour Secret Service protection, and this just proves it. Make a stink about it until you do!
Zippy, Sadie & Speedy says
Did somecat bite her in her ample posterior? Shoulda.
Skeeter and LC and Ayla says
We heard about this on the international short wave radio we gots hidden unner the stairs! An wile hillary was wasnt the attacker, we (Detective Skeeter) have it on good authority that her husbent is isnt involved. Do not be surprised if the upcoming movie “Bill Kill” has some scenes that relate to yer scary experience!
Hollywood is payin fer factual stories this days, an we was low on aged Niptinis… Sorry.
So annyway, we suggest ya not visit anny State wif a primary yet ta go, lessen ya wanna see Bill wif his dreaded steak knif! Or efen the ‘lectic razer…
The nex time, it may not be jus an ear. Ya might get… SHAVED!
zevo hussein calamari says
Whew….close call… Nubi is still recovering…..