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Meezer rule Wednesday

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CANDIDATE CHEYSULI RECOVERS FROM SHOOTING!

Late yesterday afternoon Critters for Total World Domination Candidate Cheysuli was giving a speech to a supporter when a blonde woman who barged in and began shooting at her. Cheysuli hit the deck and bodyguard Nubi Wan Kenobi fended off bullets with his light saber.

Ranger, Cheysuli’s other loyal bodyguard wrestled the woman to the ground and took her into custody.  Cheysuli was winged on her ear but there should be no lasting damage.  In fact, supporters said this could be good for her image giving her the look of having the clipped ear that most feral cats get.

Cheysuli was not the only candidate to be having a bad day. Hillary Clinton was released from jail upon what her advisers stated were trumped up charges.   Ms. Clinton was not carrying an unpermitted concealed weapon.  It was further NOT the weapon that shot at Candidate Cheysuli, despite being found at the scene and Mrs. Clinton being the woman wrestled to the ground by Cheysuli’s bodyguard company Rangeman Enterprises.

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Meezer Rule Wednesday: When someone shoots at you and law fails, there’s always Tony (too bad I don’t really know him)

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  4. Hmmmm, furry interesting.
    Jus glad you’s okay. Fankful you’s got bodyguards, Chey.
    What will this do to yours campaign stradegy?
    KC

  8. It’s a good thing you are in such great shape, and that you have such good bodyguards, or it might have been more than your ear that was nicked. We hope they catch “whomever” it was.

    Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

  15. Desparate times bring about desparate measures we are told. The blonde lady is desparate… but you shall prevail! Onward to glory oh handsome one; hail to the chief.

  19. Don’t you worry about your safety on board the Voyager! we have special Klingon bodyguards for all guests! We will see you soon – the wedding is imminent…..
    Karl

  21. We don’t know Tony, but we know Bruno the Brute. Want us to email him?

    p.s. Mom laughed and laighed at your comment on Tucker Scissorhands…Happy Toes, with Claws! Hahaha!

  22. Chey
    The world has just gone crazy…please be careful out there on the campaign trail…

    Hellllllllllllloooooooooo Miss Gemini
    Purrs
    Your boyfriendcat

  23. Good grief! Are you sure that the blong lady wasn’t a certain figure skater who has been in trouble with the law before, hired by Hilary to do her dirty work?

    We are all glad you are okay!

  24. Umm, Snickors is letting me do visits all day. She not say you blog was so scary an about big tings. Getting shoots at! …. You look pretty? rrr… Me don’t don’t what else to say!

  27. Chey!!!! Are you OK?? Do you need me to lick your ear for you? I’m going to put the bite-and-run on Hillary for you.

  39. We heard about this on the international short wave radio we gots hidden unner the stairs! An wile hillary was wasnt the attacker, we (Detective Skeeter) have it on good authority that her husbent is isnt involved. Do not be surprised if the upcoming movie “Bill Kill” has some scenes that relate to yer scary experience!

    Hollywood is payin fer factual stories this days, an we was low on aged Niptinis… Sorry.

    So annyway, we suggest ya not visit anny State wif a primary yet ta go, lessen ya wanna see Bill wif his dreaded steak knif! Or efen the ‘lectic razer…

    The nex time, it may not be jus an ear. Ya might get… SHAVED!

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