Meezer Rule for today: When people pick on you, it is always smart to take the high road.
From the Cat Post Intelligencer:
Presidential Candidates Obama Bin Laden er… Senator Obama and Chey Hussein Suli decided to capitalize on their rock star like status with the public and somewhat lower popularity from the press by holding their own mini debate and round table discussion.
The mini debate was scheduled in response to rumor that the press adores the wonderful and joyous and soon to be the best president ever John McCain but not so much the other two losers. Such rumors were started when McCain was treated to his favorite donuts by the AP. Senator Obama was treated to questions involving a man who is no doubt his close relative, Obama Bin Laden. Candidate Chey Hussein Suli was not even invited.
Although the two losers have rock star like followings and needed a large place to hold the mini debates, the only secure place that could house the two on such short notice was the Cle Elum jail. The candidates graciously stated this was acceptable. No one was allowed in except for the candidates and their three closest advisers.
A 14 year old journalism student was allowed to video tape the debate for Utube, thus proving there was no bias against the two who discussed plans to end the war, bring healthcare to millions of uninsured Americans and why being unable to bowl was such a big deal.
Camie's Kitties says
Who would pick on you – you’re a meezer! Send them our way and we’ll give them a toothy death.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie
Yeah, the toothy death to picker on’rs of Chey!!
Dragonheart & Merlin says
Fabulous rule, Chey! You look like you are enjoying your sun spot. 🙂
Gandalf & Grayson says
Someone would DARE to pick on you?
The Meezers says
just another person JEALOUS of your popularity and afraid of the inevitable total werld domination that will follow your victory
Being a cat,it’s easy to take the HIGH road 😉
I’m with Cammie’s kitties,a toothy death!!!!
Great rule Chey!
Helllllllllllllooooo Miss Gemini
Oh bowling is dangerous!! You have to watch out for Wii-motes! Just ask Kaze.
I’ve been making plans for an extended weekend for our first anniversary next Monday. Do you have any preferences or would you like to stay close to home considering how crazy all of this election stuff is going?
That sunny spot looks very, very nice Chey!
~ Anna Sue
That’s a great sunspot, Chey. Good rule!
Obviously the press has yet to learn that there can never be anything wrong with a meezer. Meezers are perfect.
Kelly Cat says
Turning the other cheek is the classic way to deflect unjustified criticism… but y’know, every so often you should WHAP the critic to keep him/her honest. 🙂
Diamond Emerald-Eyes says
Bowling very important. If you do not have bowl, where will they serve your stinky goodness?
Queen Snickers says
Thats a great picture, we have missed visiting you blog and its unique in sites!
Tiger Lily says
I am sure you handled it very well Cheysuli.
Kellie The Orange Cat says
Who would pick on you? Did you tell your Mum? I bet she would beat them up for you, just ask her.
The Cat Realm says
Yep. Great rule!!! Hard to follow, sometimes….
Team Tabby says
That’s a very good rule, Chey. You look as though you are enjoying that sunshine!
Mindy & Moe
Grate rule Chey
Beau Beau & Angie says
Hehehehehe – Obama bin laden — dat’s what we call’im. It’s all in da name yoo know. We still wants to know how on earth anyone named anyting close to Osama efur made it dis far.
zevo hussein calamari says
Shall we organize another bite and run on your behalf? Say the word!
I’ll send Orange Boy over. He may lack brains but he is all muscle. He’ll protect you!
Diamond Emerald-Eyes says
Chey, it really does not matter if you were at the debate or not. I mean I really don’t fink anyone trusts or will vote for a candidate who cannot do good yoga poses or lick their own butt. Not possible.
Yaffa & Sebastian says
I still vote Chey for President!
Dr Tweety says
Iz it reely important abouts da name? I don’t tink so. But den, I mebbe shouldz not quote my momeez polly-ticks. Fur in polly-ticks, dere semz to be so much blood suckin’ offa da peoplez. I hopes dat you remainz above dis all. We wants to be abull to support a meezer!
The Fluffy tribe says
we can’t believe you weren’t invited, it’s jealousy of your popularity Chey