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Sunday Guest Star

Ichiro · March 15, 2008 ·

2007jffcrystal.jpgI cannot tell you all how touched I am that everyone supports me in spite of being a little bit naughty. I am so glad everyone appreciates my honesty about all my little mistakes.

It was a tough choice on the Guest Star. I had several favorites but we went with Jan’s Funny Farm because they have not yet been recognized this year. You will agree that they had a very intriguing comment.

As we have posted on JFF, we back you all the way. And we’re grateful you have the integrity to be upfront about your personal scandals so voters will have all the information necessary to know 100% without a doubt true-blue (or is that Siamese brown?) you will never look them in the eye and lie to them. We are lucky to have you as a candidate and we will support you all the way to the White House.

Yes, we’ll support your right to use a credit card even though you hadn’t any money. We’ll support your right to be both Prime Minister of Italy and President of the Us. But we’re sorry can’t support you financially. We don’t have any finances.

I believe it is true blue (because after all my eyes are blue blue). I am so pleased that you support me despite having no finances. I think you too should get a credit card so that you can support me that way too!

It was, of course, tough to choose just one photograph from your site. I hope you don’t think I am playing favorites by choosing Crystal.

 

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  1. HRH Yao-Lin says

    March 16, 2008 at 3:16 am

    chey – if all of us got a credit card and supported you, your campaign would surely reach the outer corners of the globe! I’m all for that! What a wonderful idea – I am off to do some credit applications. What’s mine is yours my friend!

    x

  2. Diamond Emerald-Eyes says

    March 16, 2008 at 4:20 am

    I wanted to let you know Chey that just for you, we’ve added a special Irish Mafia Shooter to our menu. I know you’ll want one or two or so…

  3. Gandalf & Grayson says

    March 16, 2008 at 4:22 am

    If we can figure out how to hold a pen, we will definitely be voting for your Chey! You’re not naughty, are you?

    Hey Chey, we think your Akismet may not be working so good though….

  4. Parker says

    March 16, 2008 at 6:13 am

    Chey, you made an excellent choice – if I only had some plastic of my own…

  5. zevo hussein calamari says

    March 16, 2008 at 8:55 am

    You are a wise poose! We support you!

  6. Jan's Funny Farm says

    March 16, 2008 at 10:03 am

    Chey,

    We’re honored to have Crystal represent us. After all, he is the patriarch of our group.

    We applied for a credit card once before and the application was returned stamped, “REJECTED – NO FUNNY APPLICATIONS ALLOWED! ONLY SERIOUS APPLICATIONS CONSIDERED!”

  7. Quasi says

    March 16, 2008 at 11:23 am

    Chey, do I need to register as a member of a particular party to vote for you? Do you know a human named Elliot Spitzer? And have you ever been called “Kristen”?

  8. Daisy says

    March 16, 2008 at 11:26 am

    Hooray for Jan’s Funny Farm! They always have something interesting to say.

  9. Faz the Cat says

    March 16, 2008 at 11:34 am

    Chey, I would vote for you every day of the week. FAZ

  10. MoMo says

    March 16, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    Hey, Chey I can’t vote for you but is doing everything possible to help. The Taylor Catsssss are inviting us to Washington DC to visit them on our way home from Ireland and we are going to check out the White House for you. Plus a few things more. I would like to borrow your image for a picture if that’s OK. Nothing defamatory or obscene, all above board, I promise. Come by on March 18.

  11. rosieandcheeto says

    March 16, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    Hey chey, were going to fill out all the credit card things and will send them yer way!

  12. Dr Tweety says

    March 16, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Brava Crystal. She iz one astute kitty cat. I tink we better all aplly fur credit cardz. We iz gonna needz it pretty soon in order to buy kibbullz. Da price of petrol iz gonna makes everyting more costly.

  13. Tyler says

    March 16, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    Oh Crystal is a beautiful girl. I must go over and check her out. I’ve only been there a couple of times since my blogging allowance has been restricted. Thanks Chey for the introduction.

  14. Chairman Mao says

    March 16, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    Crystal is a purretty kitty! And let’s see if I’ve got this straight — If I’ve got plastick, I can have alla the temptayshuns I want??? Kool Beanies!

    Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

  15. Tiger Lily says

    March 16, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    You made a very good choice Chey.

  16. The Zoo says

    March 16, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    chey thats smart finkin abowt the credit cards but wiff my add i mite accidentally spend it all on tuna furst.

  17. Marilyn MonREOW says

    March 16, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    Awww, Crystal is lovely — an excellent choice!

    I wholeheartedly support your campaign, my friend, and *giggle*, I have one true-blue eye and one golden eye.

    Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

  18. Cecil says

    March 16, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    I thinks I can steal my Mommie’s credit card and support you! How much do you need? She must have at least $1 left on the balance!

  19. Mickey says

    March 16, 2008 at 7:33 pm

    That was a good choice Chey!!
    You are the best 🙂
    Purrs Mickey

  20. Benjamin Fuzz says

    March 16, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    hey chey, good choice for your feature.

    i was in italy this week. where were you? i didn’t see you at the villa…which was–as you said–really messy. i didn’t bring mom along so no organizing happened. i’m still looking for the italian cabinet.

  21. The Taylor CatSSSSS says

    March 17, 2008 at 5:17 am

    An Old Irish Blessing

    May love and laughter light your days,
    and warm your heart and home.
    May good and faithful friends be yours,
    wherever you may roam.
    May peace and plenty bless your world
    with joy that long endures.
    May all life’s passing seasons
    bring the best to you and yours!

    HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY

  22. Miz Allie CAt says

    March 17, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    wise and cuteeee….meow

  23. Jan's Funny Farm says

    March 17, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    Hey, Chey,

    Remember when we accidentally called you “he”? Well, uh, Crystal is a guy, not a girl. He wasn’t named for a girl. He’s such a handsome guy, he was named for the beautiful crystal glassware Jan admires. Honest mistake, though.

  24. Gretchen says

    March 17, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    You stick to your belief’s and don’t let the press rattle you.

    Great going.

    Hugs…G

  25. Gretchen says

    March 17, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    I forgot to wish you a Happy Wearn’ o’ the Green day.

    Hugs…G

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