Have you ever solicited a man in a public restroom?
I have never been in a public restroom, so no.
Have you ever been involved in prostitution?
I was a Siamese breeding queen. Define prostitution.
Do you have any ties to organized crime?
I wouldn’t call Tony Soprano and his associates particularly organized.
Have you ever called a phone sex number?
Only when trying to activate my credit card.
Have you ever appeared in questionable photos?
Umm… hello? Are you BLIND? And it wasn’t my idea!
Do you have any illegitimate children of mixed race?
All my children were illegitimate, I was a queen, but all were purebred. Hence the breeder status.
Have you ever been accused of a felony?
Is forgery a felony?
Can we see your tax returns?
I have never earned money so do not have one but if I did you would be welcome to it!
Can we check your campaign finances?
Absolutely, this is where you will find reference to that silly forgery thing.. and um… I believe fraudulent credit card practices…
Do you have any secrets that will keep you from being elected to the office for which you are running?
I have no secrets. My scandals are an open book and I am proud of them!
There you have it. Cheysuli: a little bit naughty, but honest.
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