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Sunday Guest Star

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gse_multipart38391.jpgProving that flattery will get you everywhere, Tara, Princess Meezer was my choice this week.

Tara said:

What personal body guard issues could you possibly have? With that cute tongue, who would even think of hurting you??

You are right.  Who could possibly think of hurting me? Why do I have bodyguards. Well it’s because it’s kind of fun to be important enough to have them!  And well, I like the notoriety.

I would like to applaud Tara for noticing that I have a cute little tongue. And for noticing the fact that no one could ever consider hurting me.

Now, this makes me reconsider turning down the Pakistani Prime Minister position… after all I’m so cute NO ONE could want to hurt me right?

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  4. Mommy wanted me to be a good girl and come say bye until next week. We will miss you so very much while we are away. It is always hard to go away even if it is for a short time. I need to pack my litter girls room and my sleeping vest burrito all of my cans and biscuits and bring my house water. Gosh it is a major feat of organization! Stay warm and have a cozy peaceful week…Love Miss Peach

  5. I am sure that no one would want to hurt you, but I am still glad that you turned down the position of the President of Pakistan. It seems to me that some of those folks just want to hurt whoever is in power.

  11. Tara’s right about being so cute no one would hurt you. I wouldn’t want to be Pakistani prime minster though if I was female and have to wear those funny things on my head. That would be nasty even if didn’t hurt.
    Purrrrrrrs,
    your bud Pepi

  17. Why you SHOULDNT reconsider (take) that Pakistani Ambassador job:

    1. Cat recipes, EEK!
    2. Two words – “colateral damage”
    3. Requires a thumb
    4. Youd be out of the US political scene
    5. Too many veggies in the food
    6. Yer cute pink tongue would offend the locals
    7. Poor internet connections
    8. Roads are bumpy. Bangy, even!
    9. Hard to find good toys locally
    10. Did we mention “cat recipes”?

  18. Don’t go to Pakistan – they don’t care who they kill, even cuties! We certainly don’t want anything to happen to you

  20. Awww, whatta cute pickshure of Tara in her tunnel! And that’s a purrfeckt comment she made.

    I don’t blame you fur turnin down the pozzishun of Prezziedunt of Pakistan. Pakistan sounds like it’s about a sqwillion miles away.

    Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao.

  21. What an adorable cutiepie Tara is — and her tunnel looks like a lot of fun!

    And Chey, dear, you most certainly have an adorable pink tongue. *smile*

    Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

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