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dscf1107.JPGWell this week, I had to consider whether it was funniest or most intriguing. Jan at the Funny Farm had me laughing however Yao-lin intrigued me with his idea. I finally had to say, I ask not for the funniest comment but for the most intriguing, therefore we choose Yao-lin!

Yao lin said

Hmph that is NOT fair. How DARE the human refuse to loan you campaign money! I mean, has she not HEARD of credit?? Chey, you need to obtain your human’s bank details and apply for loans through the bank. Granted, it may take time and effort (and a little bit of fraud) but you should be able to fleece (I mean relieve) her of at least a few hundred pounds (or dollars!). Beside,s if she reports it to the police you could always have her whapped! He he x

This to me is a very interesting comment. I mean I could go online even and apply for loans in her name–and a credit card! Wow. This is wonderful. I don’t know if she has a credit rating to get billions (although maybe I could impersonate someone rich too?) but this could be effective. I have called on my friend Tony to assist me in this. He considers this assistance his campaign contribution (along with a bit of extra muscle–in addition to Rangeman Enterprises and Nubi Wan Kenobi).

Just wait! I’ll be a well financed campaign soon enough! Of course, just getting smaller donations could be good. Perhaps some of you could also take that up as well. What do you say?

For those of you said I should ask Mitt for money, I have to say that if I am the reason he is dropping out, then I doubt he will loan me money. Did you see the article here?

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  1. We fink it is a faboolus idea ~ isn’t Yao-Lin the funniest? ~ go ahead Cheysuli! We read the article by Zevo Calamari and we agree with it too!
    Love and purrs from the SnowForest family 🙂

  5. Having watched Wolfie B, on the CatNewsNetwork last night, we were disheartened to see you did not win in the caucus… undoubtedly it was due to the shortage of funds you refer to here and why did not the Gov endorse you!

  7. Trust Yao-Lin to get straight to the point! Hahahaha!!
    Mitt calling you a terrorist???Good thing the Haunted Dog is afte him!! 🙂
    Purrs Mickey

  13. Well, we spoke the truth, intriguing or not. Had we left such as the winning comment, we would have undoubtedly been arrested for inciting bank fraud by a Presidential candidate. Obviously, Yao-Lin has political connections which we lack. Good for him! The best comment won.

    We’re sorry you were too busy with your financial campaign woes to travel to the carnival in Venice. Perhaps next year? Percy says they’re making tentative plans to return in 2009.

    jans funny farm

  14. Chey, given the state of politics in Italy, I am sure they would welcome you with open arms and kisses as their president.

  19. ah ih yoo no want pics of yoo in male undies leakin on the web. itd be scandelous. luk whut happened to oscar de la hoya, dressed in womens undies.

  21. Ha ha that is sooo fantastic! I LOVE being the Sunday guest star!!! criminal minds think alike, eh chey? No, no, you are no more criminal than I am..just well connected he he xx

  22. They haven’t started here in Whiskerconsin yet. Maybe I can answer the phone for mum in the next week and tell them I am voting for the Chey/Derby ticket!