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img_0559a.jpgMeezer Rule Wednesday: Applying for Your Own Credit Card is good, but paying people to talk to you is boring.

People suggested I apply for credit cards instead of selling Gemini’s fur. And guess what?! I got my first one. I tried to dial the number to activate it but my paws were a bit large and so I kept getting some woman who wanted to chat (for only .95 cents a minute) but I couldn’t talk to her because I hadn’t activated my card.

Finally I got the number right. Now I can go out and charge all of my campaign expenses to the card! There is no need for the Woman to go out and loan me 5 million dollars.

Oh are you all set for my birthday bash on March 1?! Get your passports ready. I think the prime minister of Italy is going to have a bash to remember!

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  5. I’ll definitely be there for your birthday bash. Wouldn’t miss it for the world!

    You mean you have a credit of $5 million dollars on your credit card. Wow, I am impressed!

  7. Ooh a credit card? I don’t have one of those… Maybe I should get one too?! Who pays the bill when it comes in? Iffen I have to I fink I’ll stick to letting Mummy buy everything I want! 😉

  9. Terrific rule, Chey!

    Sadly, we won’t be able to make your birthday party. 🙁 Our humans will be in Egypt then, and we’ll be sharing a deluxe room in a luxury cat hotel, that sadly doesn’t come equipped with a computer.

  18. Looking forward eagerly to your birthday bash! I have a birthday coming up in March, too. That makes us both Pisces. Hope you have lots of tuna & ham for your birthday dinner.

  20. I like that picture of you. it is very creative and almost looks 3D.

    I am very glad you do not have to borrow 5 Million dollars. I am also quite jealous that you have your own credit card. I am not allowed to have one.

    Spend wisely!

  22. oh chey – the birthday bash of the century indeed! I can’t wait! Also, the credit card really is the best idea ever. With all the expenses it might be an idea to move house before the bill comes through. Or just hand it over to the human to worry about? x

  23. A passport? I have a pawport…is that the same thing?

    Concat on getting that credit card. Meowm says be careful though, those things can be trouble!

  28. You gotta be careful with those .95 a minutes ladies..they’ll rack up your credit card in no time flat and your mom’ll STILL have to go out and get you a loan.

    Italia! Bella Dolce!

  31. Oh Nooooo…!! This is what I mean. With all those surgeries my typist gets I am now missing a party. Friday 29th she gets the 3rd, she cannot help me for i-dont-how-long. I am so sorry Chey… I wish you a GREAT WONDERFUL FANTASTIC party!!!

    Headbutts and birthday nosekisses,
    ~Ruis

  33. Hmph, it’s a leap year and you have to wait an extra day before your birthday party. Ah well, just one more day for preparations… see you then!

  36. WE are soooo looking forward to this party. Don’t worry about bringing anything formal to wear… Donatella and Diamiani will provide all that for you!

    ciao ciao

  37. We’re so pleased you have your own credit card and won’t need $5 million all at once. The interest on such a loan could cause your human to discontinue your nip and food forever.

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