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img_2387a.jpgWhen Opus and Roscoe invite you to be Prime Minister of Italy, you should take it!

From the Seattle news:

Presidential Candidate Cheysuli has accepted a post as Prime Minister of Italy.  The Critters for Total World Domination Candidate stated today that the pressing need for leadership in Italy required that she take up the task.   When asked about her presidential campaign she said it will go on.

“I see no conflict of interest. After all, who cares if they are two different countries.  I am a Siamese.   I love attention and the more the merrier. I am also very vocal. I am sure that even when I am at home in my Washington State Compound that they will hear me in Italy.   In fact, I think that is why they have been demanding that I come lead them.”

Followers of the candidate were enrolling in courses to learn to speak Italian.   Flights have been booked.   Cheysuli’s easy acceptance of the position of Italian Prime Minister brings back rumors of her involvement with organized crime.

Shrugging off concerns, Cheysuli said, “It’s all about priority napping. I’m a cat. I do that well.  All of us do.”

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  3. Congratulations, Chey! 🙂 Italy isn’t far from Munich at all, so we hope to see you stop by for a visit. 🙂 While you’re here, you can plan to visit Angela Merkel, the Chancellor of Germany, and discuss being a female in politics. 🙂

  8. Chey

    How wonderful! We think you should set you sights higher than President. YOU should become supreme ruler of the galaxy!
    Purrss
    HELLO Miss Gemini……

  13. Great news!!! The maids friends in Italy will be happy to hear that – they are very concerned about the political situation there – as if it would be any better here, hahahahahah!
    Karl
    Chey – your “support the meezer’s cafepress store” does not LINK to their cafepress store….

  17. Sorry you were not around yesterday. 🙁 As it was not your fault, if you can do the quiz before my momma gets home from day hunting (7:00pm CST) and it’s right, you can be in the drawing! ~Queen Snickers

  18. Oh Chey this is wonderful news! You get to lead one of the most wonderful countries in the world! Do you know they drink niptinis until midnight EVERY NIGHT??!!! You will LOVE IT!!! x

  19. Yes! World Domination has to start somewhere, and I’ve heard Italy is nice this time of year.

    (My mama wants to know if you saw the meteor yesterday morning? It supposedly touched down in Washington somewhere around Adams County)

  21. oh Chey, finally you are coming to Europe to rule! please could you also run for Mayor of London? actually…maybe I should? I fink I would make a great Mayor. How about you run for Prime Minister instead? You could franchise yourself out and have a Chey in every country!!!

  26. Chey, you are such a beautiful meezer lady! You can lick our heads anytime! Congrats on being prime minister. We are young meezers and know little about pawlitics. Is prime minister kind of like prime rib? Do you get to eat beef all day? Beef is yummy!

  28. Well geez, who would have a problem with that? You are obviously a talented and diplomatic Meezer and can do both and more easily! Maybe you can land n ambassadorship too. they don’t do anything but attend banquets.