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Meezer Monday

Ichiro · February 24, 2008 ·

chey2.jpgI have taken everyone’s comments into consideration and it sounds like I should not reconsider taking a job in Pakistan. I had no idea that cats were on the menu. If I were to be a leader there, this is something that would have to be outlawed. However, I hear that radicals like me are not well tolerated either. I guess I will have to be content with leading Italy and the United States.

Do not worry Zevo. I have no intention of loosing my wonderful bodyguard, Nubi. However, I always appreciate more ham.

This is a difficult decision as the world clamors for my leadership. I know there are people in need of a good meezer to rule them.  Alas, at this point it looks as if I cannot rule them all.  Give me a few months.  I will succeed I am sure.

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  1. Lux says

    February 24, 2008 at 11:31 pm

    I hope leading Italy and the United States will give you enough to do, Chey!

  2. michico says

    February 25, 2008 at 12:53 am

    Dear Chey,

    Your heart and mind is so big and huge just like ocean~!
    I haven’t thought so deep~~~ You are so great~~

    Purr,
    Adan

  3. Karen Jo says

    February 25, 2008 at 2:35 am

    I am glad that you have decided against trying to rule in Pakistan at this time. Ruling Italy and the US should keep you busy enough for a while.

  4. Dragonheart & Merlin says

    February 25, 2008 at 3:24 am

    Chey, we are sure that you will succeed in ruling most of the world someday. Sadly, a lot of the world is in need of good leadership.

  5. Parker says

    February 25, 2008 at 4:53 am

    Italy and the U.S. are good places to start!

  6. Princess says

    February 25, 2008 at 6:53 am

    Secretary of State is a very very important job.

  7. The Meezers says

    February 25, 2008 at 8:15 am

    if they eat cats in Pakistan, then you should not rule there. it’s too dangerous, and we’re afraid that even the awsome Nubi could not hold all of the insurgents off.

  8. zevo calamari says

    February 25, 2008 at 8:26 am

    More ham is on the way! Let’s meet in Italy soon… Donatella has a few dresses she wants me to model.

    ciao ciao
    zevo

    ps … you looked FAB at the oscars last night!

  9. HotMBC says

    February 25, 2008 at 8:26 am

    CATS are on the menu?!?!?! That’s disgusting! Maybe you should get some extra bodyguards for when you rule in Pakistan.
    Purrrrrrs,
    your bud Pepi

  10. Icon Baxter Bentley says

    February 25, 2008 at 10:12 am

    humm, I didn’t know cats were on the menu either. That is horrid.
    Thanks for the comment on the meeting the meezers next week! We definitely know none are a great as you! hehe

  11. Hendrix says

    February 25, 2008 at 11:08 am

    Sunning as always Chey! Yuck, why would anyone want to eat a cat!?! We are made for lovin’ not for being eatin. Gross.
    I’m glad you’re staying in the US and taking over Italy. I hear they drive crazy there to be careful.
    You looked great in your Oscar duds.
    I’m sorry Georgia isn’t feeling good with the new remedy. We’ll send good purrs her way.

  12. Gandalf & Grayson says

    February 25, 2008 at 11:29 am

    We sincerely hopw all this ruling will not interfere with napping. Mom still says she’d be glad to be your Personal Assistant if you have need of one in the Tuscany region.

  13. Gandalf & Grayson says

    February 25, 2008 at 11:29 am

    We sincerely hope all this ruling will not interfere with your napping. Mom still says she’d be glad to be your Personal Assistant if you have need of one in the Tuscany region.

  14. Artsy Catsy says

    February 25, 2008 at 11:30 am

    Chey, I would like to apply for position as a bodyguard whenever you’re in Italy. And I will need to bring my mom along as my assistant, of course, so she can visit her daughter Tiffany in Rome.

    You will find my credentials to be impeccable: My body is big enough that knock even the largest human to the ground.

    “The Rock”

  15. Artsy Catsy says

    February 25, 2008 at 11:31 am

    Oops, I meant “TO knock even the largest human to the ground.” Good thing you don’t require a written resume!

    Rocky

  16. Junior says

    February 25, 2008 at 11:42 am

    You should probably take this ruling countries business a bit slow…ruling too many of them too quickly could make you very tired an sick!

  17. Latte says

    February 25, 2008 at 11:42 am

    I’m sure you’ll figure out a plan to rule everyone and everything. You could always set up meezer ambassadors all over the world.

  18. Daisy says

    February 25, 2008 at 11:51 am

    Please do not go any place that is not safe!

  19. Crews' Views says

    February 25, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    (sigh) I really must chide my Mom for not keeping up with things. I had no idea you are now Prime Minister of Italy! Will you be splitting your time between Washington DC and Rome? Hmmm, maybe I should update my passport since, no doubt, you’ll be requiring my services abroad.

    George

  20. Tybalt says

    February 25, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    Chey, there are so many other places in the world that need your leadership that I am sure Pakistan isn’t a great loss.

  21. Queen Snickers says

    February 25, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Maybe you should start out ruling just two country’s first and see if you like it. It may cut into nap time too much to bother with more.

  22. HRH Yao-Lin says

    February 25, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    Do they really eat cats in Pakistan? Are you sure that is true or is possible that some jealous feline is trying to impede your political progress by warding you off from ruling a whole other country? I only ask because these are treacherous times and I believe Pakistan is in dire need of siamese rule. Well, I think the whole world is in dire need of Siamese rule and you are the one to do it. x

  23. Kellie The Orange Cat says

    February 25, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    The world should really just have one omnipotent leader, you of course!

  24. Mickey says

    February 25, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    Smart choice!! They would not appreciate you as you deserve!!
    Purrs Mickey

  25. Eric and Flynn says

    February 25, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    Eat cats??? Yep Pakistan is definitely out of the question.

  26. Tesla says

    February 25, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    whoa! Yoo gots FANGS in da picture.

    I’m a bit scareded.

  27. Skeeter, LC, and Ayla says

    February 25, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    Being Ambassador to Italy would be an excellent idea. They have a great type of ham there!

    It would also be a great opertunity to meet a lot of new leaders. We hear they have a new gummint almost every week…

  28. Boy says

    February 25, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    Perhaps if you wule pakistan, you could set a wule about eating beans instead of them eating cats.

  29. Dr Tweety says

    February 25, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    Tank Godfrey & Bast Chey! I waz beginnin’ to tink dat you waz on a suey-side mission. Dis iz not good fur us who are countin’ on you fur da eleck-shun comin’ up.
    On anudder note, we miss you & Gemini & Georgia. Da momee iz not sure when we gets to go back to regular bloggin’.
    Love,
    Dr Tweety

  30. kimo & sabi says

    February 26, 2008 at 12:22 am

    Cats fer food?! EEEEEK!

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