Well, polls are almost counting me out because I can not loan 5 million dollars of my own personal money to my campaign. In fact the human laughed when I asked.
The Woman said she pushes the donate button on my campaign site and donates monthly. I have yet to see that money. [note from typist: I linked to Best Friends, not Chey’s account! Don’t tell].
She also said that she had donated to the Meezers this month and couldn’t afford to give me that kind of money. Miles, do you have a couple of mil you can loan me back? Have you donated?
Hillary has loaned herself way more money and Obama is getting all the financial support. I feel like John Edwards but with better hair.
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I have always found that Mom is stingy with the green papers.I imagine it is the same with all cats here. We must demand an increase in our allowance!!
Purrs Mickey
With that gorgeous look, you could probably convince Mitt to loan you 5 mill, he has plenty now that he doesn’t have to support his own run, and I’m sure he would do it to see the cat fight between you and Hillary!
Gosh, Chey, I’ve still got one green paper stashed away in case of an emergency, but I’m willing to give it to you – will that help at all?
I like the idea of hitting Mitt Romney up for the green papers. It’s too bad you can’t run your campaign on Temptations. It’s just so unfair. This is why we need publically funded elections, so everyone can have a chance.
Chey, it’s horrible that you are being counted out because you don’t have all that money. We guess you have to be rich to run for President. 🙁 That’s sad.
HaHaHaHaHa! John Edwards…Don’t worry Chey, you would never, EVAH, need a $400 fur-cut!
Oh boy just think of the sort of stroller I could get for the kittens with a few mil! 😉 Maybe I should ask Mummy iffen she could lend me all her money…?! What do you mean you don’t have millions Mummy?
Perhaps Romney left some money trailing behind him. He sure threw enough around. Take some time to revitlize! It’s Finally Friday! Have a great weekend!
Well, you could give me your five millions. Then I could give it to your campaign, of course. Well, maybe I’d have to take a few green papers as a service fee. It’s nothing purrsonal, that’s just good business. Or at least, that’s what Cutler Beckett said. Hmms. He came to a bad end by getting blown up, though. Perhaps I should rethink this.
Anyway, good luck with your campaign, Chey.
Purrrrrrs,
Gree
My love, if I could I’d loan you $10 million Temptations! Those count like Monopoly money right? Well they should! Let me see what I can do. I broke into the toy closet and ate a whole bag so many I can break into Fort Knox and get you some gold bars!
We could spot you a few mil from Casino Calamari if that would help..plus a few more hams to keep Nubi on as your bodyguard. I do have a few paintings i could sell around here somewhere……….
oh and some jewelry…….
xoxoxoxo
But Chey, you have something going for you that neither Hillary or Obama do. 5 million catnip mice. That must count for something? And no one is going to question where you got them from either.
Oh, I hope you can get all the money you need for your campaign. It would be great with a cat president!
Chey, we will gladly loan you the 21 round monies that we have in our windowsill money fund. Well, it’s Sammy’s money because mommy says i’m irresponsible wif money. We have 12 brown round monies and 10 silver round monies. Is that enough?
Miles
I’m surprised that Tony Soprano fellow hasn’t contributed more. I have 3 almost-new catnip mousies I can donate, and I think I saw a shiny round thing under the couch . . . would that help?
Miss Gemini
Please go and check out the Valentine I make furr yu ofur at Skeezix’s contest…I hopes yu like it…yu make such a purrty princess…
purr purr purr
I am not certain, but I think a million might be a very big number. I have a few of those round metal circles I can contribute!
We are willing to sell some of our fings we don’t use anymore. We should be able to raise a coupla million….maybe… not sure how much dat is….if so we’ll send on to you.
Mindy & Moe
I wish momma payed me in green papers for modeling so I could donate! Alas all I get are Temptations and I’ve eaten them all! Sorry I haven’t been commenting lately but my typist has been out of commission a lot. I’ve been trying to keep up with your campaign however when ever I can steal her laptop.
Chey,
I iz checkin’ my piggy-bank right now.
Lets see, uh…one, two, three, four, & a squillion more!!! hahahaa! Dat should do da trick.
Didz you wants dat in cash or check my dear?
I yam includin’ an IRS form fur you to sign. I justee has to keep my financez straight.
Dr Tweety
Hmph that is NOT fair. How DARE the human refuse to loan you campaign money! I mean, has she not HEARD of credit?? Chey, you need to obtain your human’s bank details and apply for loans through the bank. Granted, it may take time and effort (and a little bit of fraud) but you should be able to fleece (I mean relieve) her of at least a few hundred pounds (or dollars!). Beside,s if she reports it to the police you could always have her whapped! He he x
what ya gotta do is go thru the people’s pockets & purses – that’s where they keep the crinckly green stuff. and if ya can’t get any of the paper monies, grab the plastics ’cause we got two werds for ya – CASH ADVANCE!
Hi! Thanks for visiting out blog. The Taylor CatSSSSS are ready to go out and raise money for your campaign!
I could send you some of our Canadian money – it is worth almost as much as yours now.
I must say the way you guys pick your presidential candidates is a much more elaborate production than the way we pick our candidates for Prime Minister.
We asked mom fur a couple thousand and she went into dis loooooong winded speach about liffing expenses and vet bills and food…blah, blah, blah…kinda looks like only the very rich (and out of touch) can get elected.
Hey, Chey, We believe in you and we would gladly loan you a few mil, but we haven’t got any cents to start with. Sorry, friend.
We are sorry you don’t have what you think is enough money for your campaign. Have you considered hosting a $1000 per plate fundraising dinner? They tend to serve rubber food at those, and at the very least, you could have fun batting it around.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie
I heard Romney dropped out because he heard about you through the internet and that you were gaining votes in your minimalist campaign. I like that you are a the real candidate and live almost like us commoners who can not run ( I understand that meezers are special)
We wish we had some papers to give to you. 🙁 Good luck with your campaign.
Oh Chey, my mom said when she has two million, we can contribute then. So I’m hoping that’s tomorrow. It would be very good to help you on your journey to being the first of our kind in the office.
OK, THAT’S HEAVY! MOL!