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Meezer Rule Wednesday: God-O_Meter

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img_3138a.JPGMeezer Rule Wednesday: If the Corporate Media Ignore you, Bite them.

Despite being the Right Paw of Bast and speaking openly about it, I have not managed to make the God-O_Meter over at belief net. I think that is specist, else it is religious discrimination.

As the Right Paw of Bast, I am a preacher of hope. In my poorly publicized (I blame the corporate media) Iowa Caucus speech I spoke to my follower of my faith and my hopes for the country.

“It reminds me of the day when I stood with a cat who had never heard of Bast. Her humans were very conservative in their Christianity and refused to discuss the concept of a Goddess for Cats. I spoke to her of the love of Bast and what it meant to me to be her Right Paw and that cat fell down there and was filled with hope–hope that cats CAN do more than beg for food, hope that cats CAN do more than just plead for treats and a nice place to sleep. Cats have the power to create the world that they want!

That moment of filling that cat with hope–that is what being the Right Paw is all about.”

I have spoken to you many times of being the Right Paw. I have taken criticism. Yet am I heard? I am not heard by the mainstream. I am tired of this! It is time to take this back! I will form my own bite and run pose (unless Pooses for Peace wishes to assist me) and I will bite the Corporate Media (and beliefnet) for not paying more attention to me!!!

Are you with me?!

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  5. Oh you say I can put the bitey on people?! Can I bite their toes please? They’re the best part of a person to put the bitey on, especially if they’re asleep! The results are quite amazing! 😉

  6. We are here to serve you. Our Bite Patrol is yours to command.

    In the name of Bast , we will bite!
    Of course we will need more tequila to get rid of the corporate media taste in our delicate mouths!
    xoxooox
    Pooses for Peace

  13. My sisters and I are ready and willing to help!

    I’ll pack my temptations so we will have something yummy to go with the tequila after the biting is done.

  15. We agree, Our momma has the belief of the christains and is totally ignoring the great Bast! We has a small statue of her here in the house, we is hiding it…but if you come out and run, then we can be free to share it wif our Momma.

  17. Chey i am SO with you! Honestly, readin gthat..I was overcome, I swear I almost flung myself on the floor and started convulsing! All in the name of Bast!

    Praise the bast! x

  23. Those Corporate Media Beins dont like non-main-creek beliefs and get nervous tryin to write about them. Ya should demonstrate “The Power of Bast”…

    1. Miraculously produce balls of hair from yer tummy.

    2. Go behine a chair an they dont see ya come out, but they cant find ya behine the chair either.

    3. Make a cryin meow soun from one room an let them see ya are clearly in anoffer room.

    4. Make small fishies dissapper right before theyre very eyes.

    Thatll show’em!

  25. We’re definitely with you, Chey … in fact, we’re all putting on our sandwich boards and going out to stage a mass purrotest against the biased media!

    Fracas put links to you in his post on our blog today, and another link to a song you might want to adopt as your campaign song.

    Rocky

  26. We iz with you Chey ~ all the way ~ it’s hard to imagine why you iz not attracting greater media attention – we agree it is conservative on their part!
    Love and purrs from the SnowForest family 🙂