I have had a number of interviews for my personal bodyguard. I need someone who can keep up with me. I need someone who can be unobtrusive. I need someone completely loyal to me as well as someone who can take care of themselves. I have gotten some candidates but I am just not sure about them.
Jack Bauer has applied. My concerns are that every other president and presidential candidate he has had to guard has had something horrible happen to him. Also, I have noticed that the people he works with in CTU often turn out to be terrorists, which leads me to believe that he does not work for a place that screens their employees very wisely. This makes him suspect. Also, he personally has a lot of enemies, which may get me into more trouble. Additionally it would please the Male and Annoy the Woman.
Lt. Commander Worf has applied. He has very good qualifications. However, he had a tendency to loose fights. Also, while cat sitting for Commander Data, he refused to tell Spot that he was a Good Cat and that he was a Pretty Cat. Finally, I worry that he might scare of my less imaginative constituents.
Sarah Connor has also applied. She is very skilled but her priority seems to be on being a Mother and I am not certain that that is okay. Also, I’m concerned that the Governator will try and persuade California not to vote for me if I do.
Additionally a New Jersey company called Rangeman Enterprises has applied. Â Â They look promising but I think I will have to do some more investigating. Â The leader, who calls himself Ranger will be meeting with me soon.Â Have any of you heard of them?
Do you all have any suggestions? Is there anyone else I should consider interviewing? Should I consider you?!
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