I should have known that ham gifts should not be accepted. Now look what’s happened!
I realize they are looking hard at several of my friends. It’s terrible. I think that any of you who were implicated should go into hiding… umm that would be any meeze, the Pooses for Peace and Bendrix. I realize Bendrix is not a meezer but he was seen eating ham on the day in question…
I just do not know what I am going to do about this. Now they have gone after my running mate, Derby the Sassy Cat, saying he is known as Derby the Enforcer! Can you imagine?!
I think I need some ham!
This is, indeed, disturbing. I’m not really a meeze, so I think I’m safe.
Oh no! This is getting to be a bigger and bigger problem all the time…now what are they going to say next?!?!
But if you would like some ham, mommy and daddy just bought a HUGE ham from Costco on the weekend….I’m sure they won’t mind if you and I had some…..
Sounds serious Chey! We don’t know anythin’ about the meet in a certain location in Italy, do we? If you don’t want to be implicated by having too much ham around your place you can send the lot over to me.
Ham-ing it up again are ya, Chey? And when are you not “wordy”? Just kidding, of course… we love your stories.
Uh Oh! And HAM! is involed!
Will you be able to make the party on Saturday here with all this trouble in your life? We’re plannin’ on having chicken and nip jelly with ham to make the joint Gotcha days of Tigmut’hep, Donny, Marie and myself… 🙂
You couldn’t have been involved, wasn’t that you that was here when all this went down. Yes, I beleeve you and derby were here helping us set up the “toys for kitties” donation barrels. Yup, that’s it…
This is getting out of paw. Honestly, something needs to be done. Chey you need to fight back against the papz!!
x
Oh my goodness, Chey! The press just won’t let this die, will they? We all know that neither you, nor any of your friends and associates, are involved.
Perhaps the press could use a visit from the Bite Patrol? Meanwhile we will lay low.
We are sending you a honey baked ham.
xoxoxo
Ham? Sounds delicious.. Mhmmm.
You go for president?
Oh wow…this is getting nasty. Can we sling some mud at the other candidates? Affiliate them with W maybe? There has to be a way to spin this the right way. Besides, I don’t want to hide, I know you are innocent!
Did you say Ham? Yummy Nummy Ham? Give us enough ham and we will hijack the reporter that wrote this and take him out on the open ocean in the Black Furrball. He could disapear really easy from there cause we know where the Bermuda Triangle is!
Oh, no! Keep your head up, Chey!
Oh no! This cannot be good for your campaign! Especially now that Derby has been implicated, too.
Media smear campaign. Eat your ham and be at peace.
About the reading level thing: (Kattonic Cats had it up)
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the answer is genius.
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Anyone in need of a “ham free” hide out can come over to my place. We don’t have any at our house. 🙁
Chey, we is not going into hiding. Detective Skeeter solved the case of my mysteriously wet head – seems that SOMEONE forgot to wipe the counter or forgot to put a wet fork into the dish cleaning machine, and it dripped onto my head when i walked under it. See, it WAS a sudden rainstorm in my kit-chen.
As for Whappy Whapinator, er, um, I mean Sammy, he says he’s not moving from his dining room table. They can come and innerview us if the want, because, we is ALL innocent.
Miles – the (hopefully) future Minister of Ham
We need to find out who is behind this smear campaign.
Maybe Detective Skeeter, he helped Miles…
This is a dis grace! What can we do?
Purrs
As your campaign advisor, I recommend you issue a press release disavowing any knowledge of this alleged incident on the following basis:
1. It was raining so how could anyone accurately identify who entered the building
2. Derby is front declawed so it’s doubtful he could be an “enforcer”
3. This is obviously a plot to derail your candidacy
4. Can a foreign newspapers be believed?
George
Woof! Love those kitty photos. Would you like to enter them into Catster’s World’s Coolest Dog and Cat Show? There’s one day left to enter, come join the fun!
Guess What? I have never had ham before. I am not well taken care of, you know.
Next time you should try chick-hen. hehe
Ham! Chey, you’re makin me hungry… hehe
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
I really, really do love ham but I have no meezer fur nor a wet head. Although I have been known to whap Willow on occasion! Now I do need a ham fix….
Purrrrrs, China Cat
Derby the Enforcer? Haha… there are more cats with the name Derby. They try to let you fall, Chey. They have NOTHING! Do you have time to go to Italy? NO!
Eat your ham and try to calm down.
~Ruis
PS — Hmm, someone DID try to poison me past weekend…, but I’m not a meezer…
I can’t even go to a party and have fun the press blows it all out of proportion. George of The Crew is correct. I am de-clawed, so I could hardly be an enforcers.
Now for a nice plate of time.
This can’t be good, Chey. I honestly think you need to lay low for awhile until this blows over. D*mn newspapers…