Well you were all up there suspecting others and potentially creating other suspects by what you said you were doing. I’m sure that homeland security is passing on the information from my comments to the police in Vegas and we will be hearing more about that later in the week.
LVPD has asked that I not create more hype by talking and speculating about the incident.Â This means that I was forced off into a new direction for Sunday Guest Star.Â However, for those who might have been intrigued by some of the other intriguing comments, I am sure we will hear more about these cats later on…
So, our Sunday Guest Star is Rocky from Artsy Catsy! Â Yes that’s right. Rocky intrigued me by saying
Hang tough, Chey. And remember, if the pawmitt doesnâ€™t fit, they must acquit!
As IÂ had nothing to do with this particular crime (um yes Tybalt thank you for pointing out that as a politician I wouldn’t do my own dirty work–I have NOTHING to do with this), I am sure there will be no pawmitts.Â And if there are, they certainly won’t fit… ah hem.
So this is enough of this sordid affair for today.Â I’m off to enjoy some of the fine ham that has been sent to me. Just everyone has been sending it,Â Miles and Sammy, Zevo Calamari, Hendrix and Bendrix… why even a dear friend of mine sent some!Â It must be that time of year…
Henry Helton says
Rocky is hilarious!
Chey, you have to fill me in with this scandal. I take it you are going to be at the meet in northern Italy tonight! Delete this compromising message if you feel it is going to jeopardise your venture.
Artsy Catsy says
Well, I’ll be!! I dropped by to feast my eyes on gorgeous Chey, and what to my wondering eyes do appear but ….. ME! Thank you, Chey, I’m honored. And please try to be careful when in Vegas. We don’t want to hear you’ve been accused of holding up a guy in a hotel room to get back your stolen campaign memorabilia!
Karen Jo says
You just have to try harder to stay out of trouble, Chey. But then your blog wouldn’t be nearly as much fun. Don’t eat so much ham that you barf.
Chairman Mao says
Nefur a dull moment in the life of a Prezzidentchul Kandidate! hehe
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
Daisy the Curly Cat says
Hahahahaha! That’s a funny quote!
Great guest star, Chey. Enjoy all the ham you’ve been sent!
Ah, the hard life of a Presidential candidate.Always someone ready to
cast dispersions on your character. We cats are not easily fooled.We know you are a good cat! You go girl!!!!!!!!
Icon Baxter Bentley says
Thank you for purring for us, Chey. Everything you said made my mamma feel better about Chloe going to the bridge. It’s nice to know that other understand how scary and horrible FeLV is. I hope none of us have to go through that again.
Here’s my problem – again. You write all of this great stuff, then you say the H word. And I lose my mind. HAM! it is my addiction…
Congrats to Rocky on being the Sunday Guest Star. I’m glad that you are getting all this ham….would you like some of ours?? Daddy put a tasty glaze on ours and we would be so happy to send some over to you!
Wow, getting free HAM! Now if only it was free chicken, I’d have to seriously consider becoming a politician myself! 😉
Skeeter and LC says
We bet those rumors about you were spread by the “Swift Kitty” group…!
Skeeter and LC
hahaha Rocky! Good choice, Chey. Got any free ham to spare?
your bud Pepi
Opus and Roscoe says
Thanks for coming to our movie night. Don’t worry, we will won’t show your photo, but if there is ever anything you need, just let THE DONE know.
Don Gattone and Lefty Litterpaw
zevo calamari says
Since Homeland Security is monitoring my emails it is hard for me to say much.. except
Enjoy the ham………
My mind stopped working when I read the word: ham!!!
Eric and Flynn says
Haha! Good quote furrom Rocky. Now, about the HAM, do yoo need any help wiv it cuz we could soon git back to see yoo, after all we know yer nayberhood like the back of our paws now.
Storm, the Furry Fighter says
ooo ham…i would KILL for some ham right now, i am getting tired of the blummin catfish diet!
Team Tabby says
Free ham! We might have to take an interest in politics.
Moe & Mindy
Forty Paws says
That’s a totally great comment!
Did someone say HAM????