This week’s Sunday Guest Star had a long lead from the other cats. While I loved the pithy comments, I think Detective Skeeter can be the only cat for the choice. He definitely thought and did his homework, although we don’t seem to be any closer to rescuing Daisy.
I heard that Daisy has been caught but she is keeping her mouth shut. She has been forced to wear platform shoes and got no temptations treats. I hear they are threatening her with a mullet wig and a psychodelic mini skirt next. Torture is hard.
Skeeter finishes his many comments with:
Chey – I can only offer a final (though inconclusive) report… I have received “information†from a number of (un-named) parties. And (partly due to finding a mouse-head on my doorstep this morning) will not be pursuing the matter further (officially, anyways – I’ll always keep my ears open for stray facts oferheard in cheap nip-dives)…
The actual “whapper†seems to be an underling of a more secretive mastermind. It seems to be pawlitically oriented. My instincts point me toward another presidential candidate, and I continue to suspect the party I mentioned earlier, being your most obvious competition.
But it is entirely possible that the actual operation was planned and carried out by oferzelous mid-level campaign workers. It wouldnt be the first time that has happened wif no knowlige of the folks at the top, ya know?
I can say that the “whapper†is indepentantly identifyed with “ham-breathâ€, is a large kitty (an there may have been 2), an that some witnesses haf been threatened with loss of treats an some worried about bein pounced in the dark.
I saw Sam The Reporter’s whap-wound mysef, so I can verify it happened. It looked like it would be hard to self-inflict.
Ham may be involved, but if you want to pursue the matter more, I say, “follow the Nipâ€!
My concludin suggeshun: Scratch it off as a political campaign trick, keep yer ears open, an take the High Road (ignorin it further for now).
Me? I’m gonna take a “vacation†from my regular places an check careflee aroun my litterbox for mousestraps and such…
Be careful…
Detective Skeeter
However you may want to go to Feature Friday and check out his thought process.
His thorough detective work has given the LVPD several things to think about.
Miles Meezer is no longer a suspect, although he got a fine of 5 temptations for Indecent belching on a public blog.
Sammy Meezer has been given an alibi by both Pepi and Abby. Whap management therapy has been recommended for his use of whapping as a solution to other problems.
Pooses for Peace has fled the country to an unknown location that is probably Austria or perhaps Switzerland and they have not been found.
The Italian Authorities will not allow extradition for Opus and Roscoe.
DNA has ruled out Hendrix but remains inconclusive about Bendrix.
I can only hope that Dectective Skeeter will continue to help the authorities so we can find the true culprits, who ever they are so that Daisy no longer has to be tortured.
Go over and give Skeeter some encouragement for being this weeks Sunday Guest Star!
Great choice, Cheysuli. I really enjoyed reading Detective Skeeter’s reports. I think I even got to be a suspect for about two seconds.
Great choice, Chey. Skeeter is quite the detective!
hehehe yes those comments were absolutely hilarious!!! I absolutely love that hendrix has been ruled out but they aren’t sure about bendrix hahahaha hilarious! x
We shall be enjoying belly-roll-giggles all day long… this is so so funny!
(PS Happy Turkey Day Chey and all…)
Help! Help! Help! I have been forced to wear Platform shoes. And you know I do not like anything on my feets!!!!
Hmmmmm, I think Skeeter thinks like a detective. I hope Daisy get those shoes off pronto!
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye — Goodbye!
I’m glad to go, I cannot tell a lie
I flit, I float, I fleetly flee, I fly
The sun has gone to bed and so must I
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
gooooooood bye
sung by the von trapp pooses
Yes, we wholeheartedly agree that Det. Skeeter did a most thorough investigation into alleged kidnapping and torture of Daisy.
Luf, Us
Pee Ess. Dorf does pretty well in bright light. He has more trouble in dim lights and when colors kinda blend together. Thanks for asking!
Detective Skeeter did grate. If Daisy needs a lawyer, we should get Finnegan Cat, Esq. for her. I fink he takes payment in temtayshuns.
Purrrrrrrs,
Sanjee and the gang
Wow, I see that you are into the dect. shows too. Maybe we can work together on a project? I am so glad that ya stopped by yesterday. I am so sorry that I haven’t gotten back to ya sooner but I was having all kinds of blogging problems at my end, don’t know what happened. I sure hope it doesn’t happen again. Glad that it didn’t get in the way of Part I of CCSI. Part II today, glad ya are enjoying the show.
awsome job Decetive Skeeter!! He did such a good job when he was ‘vestigating my wet head.
I am issuing a public apology for my indecent belching. I hereby turn over 5 dairy tem-tay-shuns as my payment of the fine.
we don’t think that another kitty candidate was ‘ahind this. we think that perhaps one of the bean candidates is getting very nervous of the feline movement and wants to put a stop to it. maybe. all we know is that we were not involved. maybe.
My poor little head is spinning…..
Tara
Detective Skeeter has worked furry hard on this case and is worthy of being yer guest star.
Monday morning and my poor little head can’t take in alll that much. Glad you are running for presidency and not me!
It’s a good thing Skeeter is a detective.There have been many mysteries lately.
Excellent choice 🙂
Detective Skeeter iz one awesome detective. I admirez hiz know-how & great mental prow-ess. Dis iz a force to be reckoned wit..& I fur one, would never wants to be on da bad side of Mr Skeeter!
-Dr Tweety
Skeeter looks a lot like my brother, Clyde. I wonder if they are twins!