After a distressing weekend, worried about Daisy, I think we may have found the culprit.Â Â She was lurking outside my house this time, no doubt adding in some listening devices and perhaps even some video. Who knows what might be out there on the internet about me?!
I called my people and the LVPD were notified. Â Her DNA matches, although she doesn’t look much like a meezer.Â She has confessed to claiming to be my kitten (HUMPH!) and that she has never met Tony Soprano. Â (Certainly he has far better taste, not that I would know). Â She has also confessed to whapping the reporter because she was about to be found out.
Fortunately Daisy can now take off those platform shoes and she was not forced to wear a mullet wig.
I think it wasÂ a fellow candidate.Â No doubt it was Mrs. Clinton.Â She was devastated when I refused to have her as my running mate. It would be just like her to sabotage me like this.
Oh and Sammy–thanks for taking care of the problem.Â She wouldn’t have come forward without your suggestion. You know what I mean–wink wink nudge nudge.
This lovely girl is actually very shy and won’t let the Woman close to her at all.Â I believe theÂ neighbors are feeding her.Â She wouldn’t let the woman near but was quite curious about where she disappeared to!
She is very very beautiful, I am very pleasure to know her 🙂
I hope her will be fine~!
The Zoo says
ahoh chey sownds like maybe its time to add to yur family. you know the saying “keep your furriends close and enemies closer.” we hopes shes ok. such a purretty kitty cant be a spy.
Forty Paws says
Awww. She’s a little cutie. Don’t be too mean to her, ok?
The Meezers says
Chey, you’re furry welcome! – Sammy
awww, she’s cute. how could such a cute kitty be so devious?
She is a pretty cat.She must have been forced into doing what she did.
I hope “they” did not hurt her. I hope “they” leave you alone too Chey!!
Gemini,you are right! The flashy box IS the enemy!! heehee
Karen Jo says
I am glad that you have solved the mystery. She looks cute, but cute kitties can be really sneaky.
I’m glad that you solved the mystery, Chey. She does look like a lovely cat. I hope she has someone taking care of her.
It’s good that they mystery is solved and dat cat has a very interesting lookin’ stripy tail! 🙂
Thank goodness I can get out of those platform shoes!
Such a relief! She’s very young and sweet looking for such a checkered past!
Zippy, Sadie and Speedy says
Awe, we’re sure she did it because she was bribed or forced. She is young, the young sometimes do things because they don’t know any better.
HRH Yao-Lin says
Ah! The culprit!!! My she DOES look like a shifty character indeed!
Caesar and Princess says
She is quite pretty. She looks a bit sweet and naive. We bet she was pushed into this.
She seems Much less scary than Mrs Clinton too 😀
I’m so relieved to know she’s been caught! I can’t believe she was so careless and got so close to you.
zevo calamari says
We are so relieved that Daisy can take off those hideous shoes…but arer you sure Hillary had something to do with it? we still want to blame Karl Rove or Barney Bush!
the bells in the chapel are ringing… must go
She looks like a sweetie. I agree with Caesar and Princess, someone blackmailed her into it.
Glad the riddle is solved and everything is in order again!
Yep, she prolly was blackmailed. Wif tem-tay-shuns or somefing. Maybe yoo should be mersyful wif her. But remove the lissening devices anyways.
Oh, and fanks for lettin us kno that alla our furriends is innycent. Phew! I’da hated for Sammy to get in big trubble cuz Miles woulda been way way upset.
Captain Jack and Dante says
Such a sweet little kitty cat! We think someone blackmailed her too!
What a nice kitty… I bet she is just scared…and I would be scared too if someone tried to black mail me….Miss Gemini I was dreamin about you in those pictures Momma put up of me today.
Storm, the Furry Fighter says
Hmm…no wonder she is a scaredy-cat! She is very pretty though x
Queen Snickers says
What a pretty girl. It could be an act though…
Eric and Flynn says
Yep we fink she must haf been forced into it. Yoo need to interrergate her, but don’t be too hard on her. It probly wuzn’t her fault.
Sultanfus and Guy says
She sure is pretty. Make sure she doesn’t eat all your treats.
The plot thickens!
P.S. Thanks for the birthday wishes to my sis & dad!
Your campaign trail sure is chequered. This cutie is the culprit – poor thing!
Thank goodness that issue is close for now.
Daisy? Well wet my whiskers, she pulled the blankie over MY eyes! All innocent and scared-sounding… Live and learn…
I still smell a rat (not that there is one in MY house). I suspect she is pawing the litter over on someone else’s poop, protektin somekitty from fear or threat (of miniskirts and loss of treats). An could she whap Sammy the Reporter THAT hard? I have ta wonder. Maybe she was wearing “brass claws”… Still, somethin doesn’t quite fit here….
Jan's Funny Farm says
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