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img_1993a.JPGWell, it’s been a long weekend. Eric and Flynn have headed home to their humans. It was fun showing them around the States. Grand cats.

I would like to put my supporters at ease over a couple of irritating rumors that have been circulating

I am also working on writing up legislation to allow Feline Queens to have a say in where their kittens go. Of course, there was that speculation that my kittens may have been adopted by Tony Soprano. There were several difficulties. First, the kitten in question was a lilac. Now I’ve been known to throw a lilac, but we all know that in early life these Siamese are particularly easily influenced. Further, no one has been able to find her since.

Now, had I had any say in who took my kittens, I could respond to these rumors with much more information than I can now. Certainly at the time they were taken from me, I had no say in where they went. I had no mob ties. I have no idea why Tony Soprano would have wanted one of my kittens. Certainly if I had known at the time that criminals were looking at my kits, I should never have let them out of my sight and perhaps run away with them. I was not, however, introduced to anyone or consulted and the line of people who came through… well! You know what a beauty I am–can you imagine the demand? Further, many of my kits were taken off to a show and never returned to me! Sniff.

Finally, I do not know how this could have been written. My kittens were not fictional. Tony Soprano IS. I am not quite certain how they came to be in the same universe?

As for the Borg thing–anyone could be assimilated. In fact, Dennis Kucinich and I were with Shirley MacLaine that time he saw the UFO. I am certain it was the Borg. They would have taken him as well, but I think they’re a little afraid of what would happen if they have to assimilate Shirley.

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  2. Yes, assimilating Shirley could be quite, ahem, troublesome probably. However, we agree that you should haf a say in where your kittens go and not to haf them returned without someone warning you is quite unforgivable. Put yer paw down Chey.

  3. I think that the Queens should always know where their kittens go. Maybe you should consult with Stella, as she knows where all her kits went. Gemini, I am glad you like your limerick. Cheysuli, brace yourself, because Georgia is going to get a limerick, too.

  4. Lovely photo of you, Chey. 🙂 I agree with you: queens should know where their kittens end up. I don’t see how one of your kittens could have ended up in a fictional universe though. Although we cats have teleporting down to a fine art, I don’t think we’ve figured out how to transport ourselves to another universe yet.

  6. Oh yes, I’ll vote for that legislation for sure! I want to know exactly where all my kittens go and make sure they have lovely homes of their own to dominate and nice people to rule over… 🙂 Just like I’z got here! 😉

    Purrs,
    Isis

  7. Creative dressers is one way to put it! Weird is what I say! And I’m sure there are lots of interesting things about your humans, that aren’t totally embarrassing like going out in public like that. At least my OTW has enough sense never to go out without accessorizing her outfit with out beautiful furs!!

    I have no opinion on kittens, as I have none and niether does Persephone. I would like to play with that feather too please, though!

  8. Chey, this is a lovely picture of you! My goodness your furs are gorgeous!
    we never got to have any kittens around here. We hope you find out where your humans hid them though. Seems completely fair!

    Is that your fancy red and black feather?????????

    happy Day to all of you

  9. I agree with you knowung where your kitties go.
    Too bad you must contend with rumors, it must
    be a sign that you are popular!! You are 😉

  10. Chey we understand you wanting to know where your kittens went! It’s a mother’s instinct to want them to have good and kind humans taking care of them! Beautiful picture by the way! Thanks for having us at your home yesterday. It was a lot of un!
    Your FL furiends,

  11. Hey Chey – could you send that feather over here? I’d really like to play with it! See, that’s my problem, you said all that important stuff, and me? I’m just focused on that feather. I need to get a little more serious about life…NOT!

  14. You is right, anyone could be assimilated by the Borg – even me!
    As for knowing where your kits went – when did you haf your kits? are any of them about 3 years old? were any of them floofy appleheads wif crossed eyes? Did any of them end up in Noo York state? we has been trying to figure out where Sammy could haf come from and why he ended up in Mommy’s garden, and maybe he was one of your kits!! MAYBE YOU IS SAMMY’S MOMMY!!!

    Miles

  15. I’m with Mickey above — all this Tony Soprano and Borg stuff just shows that someone feels threatened and will stoop to dirty tricks to stop you. Keep fighting, Chey!

  16. Chey, you are absolutely correct that kitty mom’s should have a say in where their kittens go. Kelly and Mickey are right – the competition just can’t handle your popularity, so they are spreading these vicious rumors. Keep up the good fight, Chey!

  18. I fully support your legislation about Queens having a say in where their kitten go. I was fortunate enough to meet and approve of approximately 66% of the beans who would care for my kittens. It would have been great if that have been the whole 100%.

  20. I have it on good authority that at least one of your kittens is currently residing at Buckingham Palace. Well, where else would your offspring end up? I imagine some of them are scattered around Balmoral too.

    xxx

  21. I totally agree that Queens should be able to decide where their kittens go. After all, cats know best and mommies want what is best for kittens.
    I hope I never get assemilated. I don’t know where a Borg could go with Bendrix in there already!

    Thanks for being at my party in spirit. My sweet Brandi had computer trouble so the party started late and became a Chatzy party at the last minute to make it easier. You and Gemini were missed!

  22. Dear Chey,

    I yam a bit of a hick. Iz a lilac kit sumpin’ dat you grow fur da gardun? Oh- wait a minute, da momee iz tellin’ me sumpin’… yes, ohhhhh-kee-dokee. I gets it now. Dey comez out of da womb like dis. I suppoze if dey iz related in some way to da pod-people, dis would make sense. Did da lilac kits have a pod poppa?

    -Dr Tweety

  23. Hey, that is a cute picture – do you think you’ll get a good Raise a Paw shot? Playin wif whirley birds will probably do the trick.

    I think tony soprano is real – i saw him – on TV. Really.

  24. Chey, what a regal meezer you are! And never doubt for a moment that fictional universes aren’t real — I’m certain I’m living in one!

    Rocky

  26. I just can’t believe how lucky I am to have such a beautiful smart wife. Maybe we can find some of your kittens so they could offer their points of view?

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