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img_1875a.JPGFrom Reuters:

Beleaguered Presidential Candidate Cheysuli has been hospitalized. The four and half year old Siamese was hospitalized late last night after over indulging in turkey and trimmings.

“She is stable, but sleepy,” said the on call resident.

It seems Cheysuli got into the turkey and began eating. It started with one small piece given to her by the male servant she employs and went down hill from there. Apparently there are no leftovers in her household.

“She’s bloated and gassy,” stated the same resident, “But like most people who over indulge in Thanksgiving, she should get better. In fact, as she came to last time, she was asking for Pumpin Pie.”

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  3. A President SHOULD haf a healthy appitite for the good things in life… We are a LITTLE woried about the interest in the veggie pie, but maybe it was the crunchy crust…

  6. Well, stuffing yourself on Thanksgiving isn’t uniquely American, Chey. Canadians tend to stuff themselves on Canadian Thanksgiving in October. So Americans don’t have the corner on that market. 😉 Sadly, I didn’t get any turkey on Canadian Thanksgiving due to my food allergies, and my humans weren’t able to find a proper turkey to roast here in Munich, but they did find a turkey breast that they cooked, and that was more than enough for just the two of them. Although Germans don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, duck is the typical Christmas meal for them, as opposed to the North American turkey (or ham). Duck sounds yummy to me!

  8. Chey – how much did you eat exactly? Seriously, have you thought about going into rehab at all? I would suggest that you wean yourself off slowly, rather than go cold turkey.

    Boom boom 🙂

    My human doesn’t need Thanksgiving as an excuse to pig out. She gorges herself from her trough on a daily basis.

    I hope you wake up soon Chey and hopefully don’t have a hangover.

    xx

  9. It’s a shame there are no leftovers, ’cause I’z just love turkey and need all the energy I’z can get to keep my conehead aloft! 😉

    Purrs,
    Ramses

  11. We simply cannot resist (w/apologies to some, albeit few, we hope)… that there is nothing unusual or unique about being “gassy” here, after all, it is good practice for you as the current occupants of the WH at 1600 PA Ave expound noxious gas daily. (sorry to offend some, albeit few, we hope).
    And we all know it’s only that “t-juice-stuff” in turkey that makes you sleepy!

  12. Chey, if you are going to indulge in something worthwhile, then go big – and you did it with style! ha, ha.

    Hope you enjoyed that turkey and left room for pie.
    Moe & Mindy

  13. *snick* oh my.
    This will be the main discussion on CNN tonight and tomorrow for sure.
    Chey, do not let this pull you down. You do not have an eating disorder and we are sure that will be up for discussion… anything goes once they get the ball rolling!
    All animals and humans have gas every day, it is part of the digestive process.
    Did you get any of the cheeseball? ooof, yummy! so good on those creamy crackers

  14. um, what kind of begetables did you eat? ’cause if you ate broccoli, or brussels sprouts or cauliflower or cabbage, that gassy thing might turn out to be painful. and you also might end up making the hospital evacuate.

  15. Chey, don’t you know the hospital is an awful place to go for pumpkin pie (or any other sort of food, for that matter)? Even the corner convenience store is better. At least they have stuff that folks actually pay money for without having to be strapped to a bed. *shakes head* Oh well, I guess you’ll learn from this experience, huh? Hope you feel better soon and get back out where you can get real food again.
    Robyn

  18. Chey, gassiness is apparently a presidential quality. Just go to any gas station and one can see how gassy the current administration has become. I do hope you won’t be charging $4.00 a gallon for yours!

    Rocky

  20. Ha ha, that sounds like us! We’ve already been into the turkey this morning (thanks to our mournful pathetic looks when the refrigerator was opened).

    Get well quick, Chey!

  21. I was going to come up with something wonderfully witty to say but alas I ate so much chicken, sweet potatoes and eggs yesterday I think my brain fell asleep and won’t wake up. I wish momma would let me drink coffee, I noticed she took her Starbucks mug with her on the way out the door this morning!

  22. ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz did you see my picture? I was way way way out of it after overdosing on all that yummy stuff. I don’t know who snored louder, me or my Daddy.

    Purrsss

  24. I guess that we didn’t overindulge as much as you did yesterday, Chey. Like Luxor, Willow and I were both at the refrigerator every time it opened looking exceedingly pathetic and hopeful at the same time. Finally, we were rewarded with some more delicious turkey for lunch!

    I hope you are awake and feeling well enough to go home by now.
    Purrrrrrs, China Cat

  25. I am sure that nothing could compare to the gas the comes out of the Oval office everyday… perhaps it is a requirement for all presidents?

    Hope you are feeling better. Next time remember to take some digestive enzymes before indulging. Do your pet humans have incense? Ours are ALWAYS lighting it here while complaining about the cat fumes.

    xoxoxo

  26. Yoo don’t need to worry about the gas Chey. Efurryone to do wiv politics seems to spout a load of gas anyway.Hope yoo soon recuvver furrom yer over indulgence.

  28. I’m with the others: being sleepy, bloated and gassy makes you already a far better president than the current one who is comatose, bloated and gassy.
    And at least you had real meat and not plastic like him….

  29. We’re trying to figure out whether you’re joking or serious about eating all that turkey and ending up at the vets’. If you did eat all that, we’re hoping you live on the other coast because you certainly are gassy today!

    Jan’s Funny Farm

  34. I think it’s not the moment to bring some slices of Turkey to the hospital, lol !

    My cats have no turkey hangover, their ancestors didn’t belong to the pilgrims and they didn’t hunt mice on the Mayflower. That’s why the poor things have to wait until Christmas before they get a part of a turkey, lol !

  35. Ah, makes one thankful for not celebrating Thanksgiving in this corner of the world, I shudder at the thought of all the possible bloated and gassy cats in my household that could come from that…

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