I’ve been fiddling with my referrer stats again. I have now stolen visitors from Aloysius for “ants in dishwasher.” Apparently my standing up for goats rights now means people looking for goat worship find me. Hmm? Also foot lick adoration has now become foot worship.
All these people who want to worship me. I think they should find me under Siamese Worship. Or perhaps Meezer Worship or even Cat Worship! I would expect that there were lots more people interested in Siamese worship. At least they’d want to know how to worship a Siamese. Meezer worship would follow for those who are little bit more casual. As people love cats, well they might just search under cat worship, not understanding that I, as a Siamese, might be found under Siamese Worship.
As you can tell, I am highly promoting my blog for those who are interested in Siamese Worship. I am interested in being worshipped. Worshipping me is not that difficult. I like food. Feed me. I appreciate attentiveness to my needs. If you can anticipate them, so much the better. Other than that, I am not finicky. I like laps, on my terms. I like canned food, frequently. I love to play with the feather toy, followed by canned food. If I’m a bit large after your care, well you know there’s just more of me to love. So, I encourage you in Siamese Worship!